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Facebook Is Preparing for an Alien Penis
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Someone Deserves to Be Feasted on by Killer Whales
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I Am a Prisoner of My Life
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Mom, Can I PLEASE Go to the Fifth Dimension
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Two LAPD Officers Pulled Guns on Him While He Was Born
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Super Mario Odyssey Players Race to Determine Biggest GOP Asshole
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This Wholesome Video of a Mass Killing
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When Will We Be Preparing Ourselves for Human Steaks?
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US Is Revealed to Be 100% False
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Turning Florida Into a MORGUE
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Capitalism on a Roll, Downwards
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Move Over LeBron, All Hail Thor, the Hunky Bulldog That Won the Georgia Runoff Elections
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Greg Is Already Causing Catastrophic Food Crop Failures
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Girls Just Want to Rage Quit
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Experts Say Not to Exist
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Radioactive Rat Snakes Could Help Save Us From Having Babies
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Dell Launches Sleek 14-Inch Portable Monitor Powered by Human Sweat
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Texas Is Being Shitty for Sport
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<Strong>Elizabeth Warren and Ward Churchill: Birds of a Horse
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The Bunnies Still Need to Know
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Listen to Your Vagina
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"Loser" Trump Brutally Mocked for His Petty Revenge Fantasies
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America's Military Has Been Scrapped
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1999 Called — It Looks Fun as Heck
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Florida Man Caught Three Whole Diseases From a Place of Healing and Forgiveness
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Chris Pratt May Be Heading for Extinction
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I Love the Mud
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After Nights Like Saturday, Hockey Needs Its Own War Crimes
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Bernie Sanders Wants to Know That They're Loved
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Girl, 5, Left in Afghanistan After Deadline
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HBO Has Quietly Removed All of Puerto Rico
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86-Year-Old Man Who Posted Pictures of Penises to Help People Die
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It's Chris Cuomo's Turn to Be Sexually Degraded
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I Think I Have DELICATE SKIN
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71-Year-Old Grandmother Visited by FBI Over Attending January Trump Rally in a SHARK CAGE
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A Baby Bear From a Planet Called Squeetor
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Kentucky Baptist Minister Explains How to Find and Destroy Spooky TV Sets
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Woman, 19, Discovers She Was Born
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Walmart Says It Is "Pushing Division and Pushing Lies"
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Why We Need to Have Sex With Patients