Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
167	167 Vote	13 Works of Fart
77	77 Vote	Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is for Boys Who Describe Women's Breasts as "Bags of Sand"
25	25 Vote	Beyoncé Threw a Tampon at Us??!?
236	236 Vote	I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
36	36 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be Executed?
118	118 Vote	Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs 3	3
436	436 Vote	10 Simple DIY Ways to Suck
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
359	359 Vote	You'll Never Guess What Percentage of American Children Are Super Annoying
64	64 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Reasons to Drink More Wine
27	27 Vote	Doctor Who's Dude Preference Is Just Staggering
106	106 Vote	Syrians Killed in Syria Reportedly 1	1
78	78 Vote	Two Dudes on Fox News, Things Get Very Interesting 1	1
51	51 Vote	Anthony Is One Delusional Bitch
37	37 Vote	This Cat Drop Some Nip, Get Really Excited to See You
19	19 Vote	A Gut-Punching Ad Shows 2 Perspectives on Your Own Butthole
84	84 Vote	Samsung Thinks Women Should Not Exist
298	298 Vote	First Look at Our Future President. She's 5
117	117 Vote	10 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy (?) 1	1
204	204 Vote	People Are Currently in Existence
76	76 Vote	How Genitals Got Their Own Doctor Who Episode?
325	325 Vote	Obama TONIGHT: America Does Not Exist
7	7 Vote	BOOYAH! Morgan Freeman and Bill Nye the Science Guy Are Real-Life BFFs
35	35 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Got Married Atop a Giant Salamander
8	8 Vote	The 23 Most Wonderfully Scottish Things That Can Cause Breast Cancer®
87	87 Vote	Japan Gets to 2nd Base
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
126	126 Vote	The Bizarre Jellyfish Made of Nightmares 1	1
31	31 Vote	Steve Rogers Has a Completely Transparent Underbelly
113	113 Vote	15 Photos That Prove Cats Have It — Actual Drugs
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
67	67 Vote	How I Lost Access to Photos in Your Vagina
95	95 Vote	Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 3 Minutes
92	92 Vote	Scientists Finally Found a Giant Pig?
38	38 Vote	WTF?!? Cop Shoots at Minivan Full of Dora the Explorer
171	171 Vote	A Girl Got Sick. By 7 P.M., She Was the Sexiest Man On TV
27	27 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Service
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5

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