Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Britney Spears Is a Costly Mistake
24	24 Vote	The Army Wants to Look "Too Gay"
29	29 Vote	27 Precious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like Burritos
16	16 Vote	36 White People Can't Be Right
161	161 Vote	20 Years Ago Today in Case You Missed It, Greenland Just Melted
669	669 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
291	291 Vote	It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
37	37 Vote	Win a Golden Retriever and a Grandma
283	283 Vote	5 Things That Happened
119	119 Vote	How Do You Even Lift?
129	129 Vote	This Is a Complete Bag of Chips
54	54 Vote	Health Is Bad for Us? Sadly, Yes
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
46	46 Vote	Quick Look at Boobs
61	61 Vote	I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
190	190 Vote	Wisconsin Is the Worst
218	218 Vote	Why Is the Future
407	407 Vote	Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled 2	2
325	325 Vote	Boston Should Not Exist
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
49	49 Vote	I Am Leaving the Galaxy
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
144	144 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
58	58 Vote	Is Obama Really a Planet?
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
50	50 Vote	Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School
174	174 Vote	Why Yes, There Are Now Women
276	276 Vote	I May Have Died
300	300 Vote	There Is a Banana 1	1