Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

88	88 Vote	That Valiant Moment You Realize You Have the Approval of the Nope Beast
96	96 Vote	I Killed My Grandfather
72	72 Vote	Brave Five-Year-Old Tries to EAT Sushi
128	128 Vote	The Gaping Butthole Is the Market
44	44 Vote	Sex Workers Talk About the Lion King Sequel
6	6 Vote	Why Grief Will Help With Osteoporosis
4	4 Vote	Assassin Is My Antidepressant
7	7 Vote	Sony: We'll Have More Children in a Sack
8	8 Vote	Donald Trump Compares Himself to Death
7	7 Vote	Santa Claus Won't Be Coming to the Commonwealth
119	119 Vote	Crush Me With Your Groceries
5	5 Vote	Video Shows a Cat Wearing a Condom
111	111 Vote	Dogs Might Be the Reason Tennis Balls Sold for $9 Billion
75	75 Vote	Original "Hamilton" Cast Reunites to Sing About Twerking
75	75 Vote	LeBron James Gifts 5-Year-Old Daughter an Actual Cheetah
64	64 Vote	Austin Police Warn People to Die
57	57 Vote	COVID-19 "Hit Me Like a Sewer"
104	104 Vote	Jacking Off to Your Front Door
154	154 Vote	Men, Let Me Kill Myself
80	80 Vote	This Blue Cheese Dressing Will Leave Us Scarred for Years
163	163 Vote	Trump Says His Only Regret Was "Not Killing the Kid"
220	220 Vote	Get Paid to Be Awful 1	1
274	274 Vote	Is Trump a Racist: He's the Racist
79	79 Vote	Danger Looms Around Every Corner of Your Dreams
126	126 Vote	How to Get Bent
243	243 Vote	Trump Claims to "Heal" People by Burying Them Alive