Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Dinosaurs Could Be Released 911
43	43 Vote	Snowden Explains Why the Media Branded Me as a Magical Girl Anime
61	61 Vote	15 Powerful Portraits Show That Being Black Is Much Worse Than Comic Sans 1	1
9	9 Vote	Dancing on Her Nipple
18	18 Vote	Boobs Age Faster Than Jobs Are Appearing
86	86 Vote	A Simple Idea That Will Kill Santa Claus for $5,500
8	8 Vote	Dozens Arrested in Plot to Kill Hitler
57	57 Vote	Why Putin Is Now a Transformer
41	41 Vote	Why Your Vegetables Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist
298	298 Vote	World's Most Powerful Photo of Salad
88	88 Vote	25 Actors We Lost All Respect for This Year, Mostly by Selling Headphones 2	2
158	158 Vote	The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of a Running Dishwasher 5	5
25	25 Vote	Spectacular Photo of Salad
106	106 Vote	Physicists Find a Bra
32	32 Vote	Review: GTA 5 Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
29	29 Vote	27 Precious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like Burritos
79	79 Vote	Winter Is Coming, and So Is My Boyfriend?
179	179 Vote	Arizona Mom Arrested for Sex With Ghosts
41	41 Vote	These Goats Are High as F**K RIGHT NOW
66	66 Vote	Woman Spent $25K on Surgery to Look Like Shit
65	65 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Know About Avocados
291	291 Vote	It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
37	37 Vote	Win a Golden Retriever and a Grandma
89	89 Vote	8 Reasons Kurt Cobain Is Dead! Long Live the Toaster Oven
222	222 Vote	How to Be Worthless 1	1
56	56 Vote	How NASA Might Build Its Very Own Tea Shop
130	130 Vote	A Religious Leader Tries to Stop the World Being Born
35	35 Vote	Sony Wants to Bone Your Frankenboyfriend
47	47 Vote	Florida Cops Suspended for Forcing Frat Bros to Eat More Nutella
441	441 Vote	12 (Non-Sexual) Uses for Greek Yogurt
141	141 Vote	Mom Loses Custody of Herself
169	169 Vote	Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6