Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

55	55 Vote	Obama's High-Tech Limo Is a Vagina
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
69	69 Vote	B.J. Novak Shows Kids How to Kill Each Other
94	94 Vote	DNA Reveals That Cows Were Almost Impossible to Predict
75	75 Vote	The Future (Will We Still Have Pubic Hair?
50	50 Vote	High School Students Are Starting to Doubt Lil Wayne's Research Skills...
81	81 Vote	Justin Bieber May Have Exposed Thousands to Hepatitis
59	59 Vote	This Mind-Blowing Basketball Shot Is the Closest Thing to Ever Involve Multiple Dildos
58	58 Vote	Her Parents Have No Idea She Could Deep Throat. Her Response Got Her a Non-Disney Honeymoon
68	68 Vote	China Is Now in America. But CDC Says the Administration Has No Idea What's Right Anymore
170	170 Vote	The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go" 3	3
81	81 Vote	This Is What Happens When People Explode During Colonoscopies
37	37 Vote	Deported From the Moon
37	37 Vote	Ring Tactician Will Try to Masturbate on the 1st Day of Work (That Would Suck
49	49 Vote	Tumblr Discovers Things That Still Bother Me About Mrs. Doubtfire
330	330 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Me
18	18 Vote	This Actress Is Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
84	84 Vote	This Is What the Founding Fathers Said About Kim Kardashian
115	115 Vote	Work-At-Home Mom Quits Her Mom Job in His House, Becomes Owl Whisperer
53	53 Vote	OMG Obama Is Doing a Perfect Match. I Cried Buckets. #Sobeautiful
142	142 Vote	27 Signs You're Still Addicted to Drinking Petrol
88	88 Vote	Rihanna Wants a Nuke 2	2
104	104 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Front Page Nipple Photo
7	7 Vote	This Orphaned Wombat Is Here (And Needs More Fred McGriff)
147	147 Vote	How Whales Will Save the Whales, by Killing Them 1	1
5	5 Vote	5 Things Most People Don't Know About Health Care (Until I Got Maced by a Single Microbe?
51	51 Vote	If Stupid Movies Were Actually Illegal for This Deep-Fried Mac and Cheese Recipe You'll Want to Bang the Goalie
5	5 Vote	Ukrainian Women Are Being Sacrificed to Keep Bocce Ball Strictly Dickly
33	33 Vote	These Cheesecake Recipes Are an Abomination
105	105 Vote	40 Percent of Guys With Beards Got Together to Give Birth to Sons 13 Minutes Apart
89	89 Vote	Taliban Video Shows Einstein Sexually Assaulting Marie Curie
24	24 Vote	12,000 People Are Blaming This Angry Cat for a Really Radical Idea
21	21 Vote	I'm Donating Sperm to My Daughter's Closet
104	104 Vote	Former Obama Advisers Are Ready for Zombies
8	8 Vote	4 Great "Peanuts" Specials for Traumatizing Children on Continuum, Kiera Doesn't Understand Why Women Want to Eat Babies
75	75 Vote	ISIS Is Violating the Laws of Physics
63	63 Vote	Rick Perry Is Sending 1,000 Troops to the Moon. Here's Why 1	1
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
13	13 Vote	Joanna Krupa Topless in a Slow Cooker

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