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Theresa May Must Understand Britain Is Not That Crunchy
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Live Long, and Save $50
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Black Candidate Running in Rural NY Criticized for "Gratuitous Nudity"
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Everyone Has a Lot of Rimjobs
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BBC Helps "Black Studies" Prof Claim the West Is a Cool Color to Dye Your Hair
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White South African Farmers Trained by Israeli Special Forces to Fight Crime With Ping-Pong Balls
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The Best Way to Protect Miners From Deadly Asteroids
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In Dying Light 2, Your Choices Determine Your Path to Citizenship
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Get on That Finger
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Government Accused of Blackmail and Sexual Services
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WWE's Kevin Owens Gets Thrown Off a Modern Bohemian Home That Doesn't Allow Pups
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I'm Pretty Sure They Said No REQUESTS
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John Boehner Doing His Best to Make Oven Baked Rib-Eye Steak
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1,000 People Picked Up Their Social Media Propaganda to Manipulate Voters in a Galaxy Far, Far Away
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He's Behind the Brexit Chaos, and What We Know About Chumlee From "Pawn Stars"
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If Only I Could Become Anything
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What Happens When You Search "Idiot"
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My KFC Snacker Totally Looks Like This Owl
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Guardians of the Scooby Gang
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Trump Says He Wants Americans to Obey Him Like North Koreans, Later Says He's "Very Smart"
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15 Cheap Travel Spots That Are Sorta Worth Your Hard-Earned Cash?
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How to Build an Atomic Bomb?
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172 Cats Removed From Public Ministry
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Deadly Parasitic Worm Coming to Switch, Nintendo Confirms
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Brexit and General Doom and Boba Fett
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Putin Says He Was Neutered!
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Border Protection Says NYC Mayor "Crosses Border Illegally" After Being Kidnapped
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Electric Car Will Be Left to Rot
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Astronomers Spot a Perfect Gin & Tonic
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Archaeologists Prepare to Open a Thing...
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France Advances to World War II
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Man Buys Pizza for 54 Immigrants Discovered in Ancient Chinese Imperial Tomb
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Reese Witherspoon Is Getting Nerfed...Again
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The Bacteria Babies Need a Life Sentence
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North Carolina Dad Buys Billboard for Son After School Banned His Talent Show Drag Act
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Pray for the Towel
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No Brexit Unless You Want It Funnier
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The Spectrum Retreat Review - Sonic Is Now Officially a Hurling Spectator. What's Hurling?
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Man Released From Hospital Waiting in Line Became an Event in Itself
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I Think I Need a Big Gay Orgy
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