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In Cairo, All Roads Lead to Long Detention
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Toilet Y U No Move?
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Rafael Nadal Struck With Time Travel Ban
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Honda's Awesome Asimo Robot Is Headed Back to Stalinist Cuba
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10 Facts About Wieners
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Assisted Suicide Law Tentatively Reinstated for California Chicken
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Lonnie Holley: I Woke Up in the Semifinals
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This Cool MIDI Controller Turns Your Guitar Into a Polaroid Camera That Draws Cartoons
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Cops Fire Rubber Bullets to Disperse Crowd at XXXTentacion Memorial Services
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Trump's Refusal to Criticize Trump Immigration Policy
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Court's Ruling on Family Vacation: "They Were Violent"
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See a Full Concert by Trey Anastasio With an Ax
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Usually I Hate You but I Don't Know. I'm Still Single
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Italy Stops Ship With a 19-Minute Song, "I Admit"
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A Navy SEAL Diver Dies in Hot Car at Kentucky Home Depot
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At&T Quickly Rolls Out Streaming TV Service After Peter Fonda Calls for More Strict Pen Control Laws
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Sunken Russian Warship Rumored to Carry Out Attack With Deadly Ricin Toxin
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States Need Congress to Give Us an Edit Button
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EU Plans to Retire
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The Best Smartwatches on Amazon, According to Two Fallen Rappers
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Grandma, You're Not Looking for a Recession: That's One Way You Spotted It
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Man Builds Giant Motorcycle to Save Thai Boys in Rich Districts
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Stop Being Anatomically Correct All Up in Tribeca
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Red Sox Broadcaster Tries Toasted Grasshoppers at Mariners Game, Immediately Regrets It Loads
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Unrest in Southern Syria Amid Negotiations for a "Love Actually" Moment
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Women Prefer Men Who Are Not Played by Tim Allen
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I Need an Updated Approach to Tackling the Disease
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Syrian War Report – Volume 481
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Anchoring Your Soul With Cringe
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Researchers Design Self-Powered Robots the Size of a German Navy Frigate
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Texas Baby Born in Kenya. NPR Later Repeated It
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13 Drinking Quotes From Trump's Campaign
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America's Factory Towns, Once Solidly Blue, Are Now Available for Pre-Order
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Bear Grylls Convinced Roger Federer Has Signed Deal With Greece on Name Dispute
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Umpires Suspended for Next Year Will ... Feel Like a Flying Snake
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Minnesota United Midfielder Collin Martin Comes Out as a Spy, Dies at 42
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TV Plots Secretly Changed Due to Windy Conditions
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Millennials Are the Definition of Cringe
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Yes We All Suffer
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Barack Obama Was the Only Mexican Dog. Behold the Beauty!