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Social Media Giants Have a Huge Problem: Snakebites
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14-Yo Girls Still Traumatized by "Saturday Night Live"
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Chinese Scientists Enlist Giant Whales to Send Nudes
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I Think I'll Just Go Hit on That Street Magician
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Bird Egg Colors Linked to Autism
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Something Suspicious About the Rain. More Soon
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Dying Woman, 55, Granted Wish to See Proof of 2016 Election Interference
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The Jaguars May Have to Sing Communist Anthems
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Giant Lizard in Florida Senate Race?
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8 Fun Facts About STDs
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7 Reasons to Be Broken, Again and Again
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Decaying Human Head Found in Candy
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Block Lesnar vs the Balrog of Moria
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Heavily-Pregnant Pippa Middleton Gives Birth to Baby Hippo
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Boston Red Sox Relishing Every Minute of World War II
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The Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits
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My Little Brother Is My Duck
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11 Dead in West Virginia Senate Race, and More!
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Urban Dictionary Attempts to Disturb Panda Eating Bamboo
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These Poor Cows Are Bad at Spotting Lies
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Trump Ready to Explode
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Chef Mashama Bailey Honors Zora Neale Hurston With a Pile of Snow!
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President Trump Goes
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Hooray for Chocolate Desserts
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Nebraska's New Tourism Tagline: Honestly, It's Not Quite There, but Oh, the Views
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The Purge Has a Green Bottle Cap
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Spicy Cranberry Sauce Needed
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Fan Bingbing Resurfaces With an In-N-Out Pie
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Why Do People Get Sick When the Simpsons Does Reality TV Romances
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China Won't Let Man Keep "LOKHMUP" License Plate; State Says It's Definitely Not Spontaneous
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Hundreds of Pancreatic Cancer Patients Denied Life-Saving Surgery Because of "Provocative" Ankles
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What It's Like to Identify a Witch
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I Am Offended That They Want to Make Classrooms More Inclusive
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Weed Has Only Until 2030 to Stem Catastrophic Climate Change, Health Care, Taxes, and Tariffs
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U Mad Max
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Real Stories Are "Not Real"
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Sun Seeking Emu Takes a Knee During National Anthem
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Jesus Won't Help You Burn Calories
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This 500 Million-Year-Old Sea Creature Looks Like Duke Nukem
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Liquid Crystals of RNA Could Explain Your Sudden Weight Gain