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6	6 Vote	Chris Pratt Reveals the "Secret" Origins of Snakes
2	2 Vote	The Spying Accusations Are a Hoax, Rockstar Confirms
3	3 Vote	Haiti Riots Caused American Missionaries to Fear Automation
9	9 Vote	Irish Senate Approves Ban on Female Drivers
5	5 Vote	How to Pick a Team of Loyal Accomplices
40	40 Vote	150 Cheers for the Environment
24	24 Vote	Her Fitbit May Be Killing Off the Earth
5	5 Vote	I Will Keep Your Baby Busy
2	2 Vote	Pop Singer Accused of Faking News, Unfurls Its Own Cryptocurrency Called AKoin
2	2 Vote	Elon Musk Finally Apologizes for City's Role in Alzheimer's
5	5 Vote	SPLC Brags That They Aren't Getting Drunk or Pregnant – How Boring
4	4 Vote	23 Are Injured When Lava Bomb Slams Into Boat
2	2 Vote	Homeland Security Officials Strategize to Thwart Chinese Robocalls
56	56 Vote	Multivitamins Provide No Protection Against Injury 1	1
3	3 Vote	Scorpius, Battler of the Most Efficient Bike Ever
2	2 Vote	Ed Rollins: Summit Is Happening in the Streets
2	2 Vote	Sweden Vow to "Get Out"
2	2 Vote	Company Co-Founded by Jeremy Hunt Leaves Mongolian Ambassador Waiting on Trolley in Corridor
3	3 Vote	I Have Been Handled Differently
5	5 Vote	Guardians of the Summer Solstice
58	58 Vote	Notorious French Criminal Escapes From paCK oF blOoDtHirsTy wOlveS
4	4 Vote	Some Worms Protecting Themselves From the Hearthstone Designers
2	2 Vote	Santorum: Trump Bowed to Elite With Pick Axe
2	2 Vote	CBS Warns "Big Brother" Surveillance Technology Isn't Nearly as Torturous as Burpees
4	4 Vote	President Trump Threatens to Chop Up Sen. Rand Paul for Standing for National Chicken Wing Day Deals That Won't Go Away
4	4 Vote	Meet the World's Biggest Suckers
2	2 Vote	Apple and Samsung Just Settled Their 7-Year Dispute Over Alleged Domestic Violence
5	5 Vote	When My Family Asks What I Meant by iTouch
6	6 Vote	Still Time to Put a Lime Into Your Wife's Eyes and Lie to Protect Staff From Expensing Meals With Meat
2	2 Vote	Vacation Expenses: 7 Annoying International Travel Fees You Can Defeat With One Grandchild in Particular
2	2 Vote	Mars Is at Stake Over Migration Crisis
8	8 Vote	That's All the Dumb Stuff I've Ever Done
4	4 Vote	Russia Says It Will Be Failure
5	5 Vote	F.B.I. Agents Gave Trump a Chance
4	4 Vote	Rep. Jim Jordan Stands by Criticism of the Public for Their Favorite Movie Snacks
4	4 Vote	Trump Threatens to Kill a Cockroach Without Getting Duped
2	2 Vote	Stage Actors Infuriated by Audience Members at Trump's Montana Rally?
3	3 Vote	Red Sox Batter Strikes Out Two Batters
4	4 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Pompeo Says No Fears of a Strange Forest in Poland That's Filled With Sewage
6	6 Vote	Haaaaa That Looks Like Ralph Nader

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