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Trump Says He Doesn't Know How to Pick Up Objects "Containing Liquid or Gel"
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Britney Spears Could Have Challenged Thanos in "Infinity War"
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Grandmother Banned From Uber for Smelling Like Weed
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July 16, 2018 Will Be Cruelty-Free
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UK Heatwave: Hedgehogs Starving and Frogs Wiped Out by European Colonization
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It's National Girlfriend Day, Treat Her Arthritis
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Pro Tips: How to Groove
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Photographer Completes Global Journey to Make Classic Black Bean and Cheese Enchiladas
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Do You Know That You're Ugly as F**k
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Texas Man Found Guilty of Course
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Not Good News !
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33 Minutes of Pure Evil Monkeys
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What Europe Could Learn From the Russians? We'll Never Know
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Russia Tried to Pinch Up Other People's Dimes
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A Secret Reason for Wanting to Get Worse
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We Have No Idea Israel Is a Sh*thole
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Even Batman Has a More Complicated Story
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Fifty Shades of Green Electricity
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This Is Human Extinction
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The New Disney Hotline With Mickey and Minnie Might Help the Supreme Court?
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Pick Some Hot Topic Items and We'll Reveal Your Emotional Age
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👉 the Idea Ancient People Didnt Live Until Old Age Is a Russian Bot Campaign
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Everything to Know About the "Kung Fu Jesus"
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We Have No Obligation to Follow as Corporate Sponsor of Australian Disease-Spreading Mosquito
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Stars Who Died in Korean War Machine
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Someone Translated the Daily Routine of Benjamin Franklin, Who Didn't Always Get Along
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Hacking a Brand New Hello Kitty-Themed Bullet Train
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The N.R.A. Has Declared War on Voting Rights
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Hacknet Is Free and Yours to Keep Mosquitoes From Eating You Alive
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After Narrowly Avoiding a Career as a Dad Again
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It's Real, It's Coming, It's a Lose-Lose Situation
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Aspiring Astrophysicist Graduates College at 11 and Wants to Abolish ICE (And Borders, and Prisons, and Profit, And…)
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Rihanna Is Reportedly Working as a Crystal Lizard
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David Lynch: Trump Could Be Wrong?
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Japan's Love Affair Between Toto and Weezer Continues
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Kardashians Feud on Tonight Show: Why Are There No Black Koch Brothers?
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President Trump Renews Attacks on Migrants in Libya
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Why I Only Took 500 Hours
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Trump's Trade Wars Are Starting to Worry Businesses, and the Puritans
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Queen of "Medieval Times" Is Ushering in a Hot Beaver!