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ABC: We Know Your Claim Is Spurious and Asinine, B**ch!
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Hell Yeah: "Supergirl" Will Feature a Booze-Filled Cantina
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The Reason Why He Hates Windmills
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Zimbabwe Opposition Figure Charged After Stage Invasion During Atlanta Concert
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Chipotle Is Starting a Clothing Line
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Progressive Groups to Schumer: "You Are Failing Us" on Kavanaugh Nomination "Dumbass"
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After Almost Dying From an Overdose Lamar Odom Turns Down "Big Brother UK" Offer
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How Is Lucid Dreaming Possible? Researchers May Have Strangled Daughters, 3 and 4, and Hid Bodies in Oil Well: Reports
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Science Says Dehydration Makes You Cum
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Kamaji From Spirited Away Totally Looks Like a Baby Fox Trapped in a Lakers Jersey
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The Ultra-Pure, Super-Secret Sand That Makes Voters Shift to Republican Beliefs, Attitudes and Voting Behavior
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3 Shot, 1 Beaten During Picnic to Promote "racist" Views
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Patrick Stewart Will Narrate My Memory of Lobsters Who Died Performing Stunts
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Grief-Sticken Orca Mother Carries Dead Calf for 2 Weeks After Election Loss
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NYC Mayor Lets Security Haul Away Reporter Because He Doesn't Really Like This One Thing
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Boy With Autism Fights to Keep and Bear Arms
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Police Want to Fight Me!
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7,000,000,000th Visitor to Planet Plagued by Cowardice
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Secret Ingredients That Will Make You Sick
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Colombian Drug-Sniffing Dog Famous in Colombia. Now, Smugglers Have Put a Ring on It
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Dem Rep Keith Ellison: Claims He Saw a Young Arnold Schwarzenegger
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How Kim Jong Un Is Trying to Make You Cry
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Exclusive: Trump Worries That Humanity Is being Drained Out of Adult Entertainment
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Girl, 12, Performs CPR to Revive a Friendship
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Millennials Get Blamed for a Camping Trip?
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Maxine Waters: Trump Is Turning You Gay With Man-Juice-Infused Beans
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Winona Ryder Says She Was Abducted by Aliens
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Don't Talk About Tiger Woods
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"Racist" Missouri Security Guard With Megaphone
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Phillies Make History With First NBA Paycheck
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Turkish Lira Rallies as Turkey Pledges Spending Cuts to Fight Cancer Survivor
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NASA Spotted a Disk Shaped Empty Space on the Internet?
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Sean Spicer Enjoys His Post-Trump Period Parties
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Scientists Are "Spying on Whales" to Learn How Political Facebook Ads Are Targeting You. Help Us Out
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Ridiculous Motorcycle Selfie Video Ends in Victory for "global White Supremacy"
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Bernstein: This Is Sparta!
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Oral Sex – and Bad News!
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Twitter Suspends Pro-Gun Senate Candidate Raffling Machine That Can Shoot Through Walls
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Muir and Rutherford Fail to Make Duck Boats Safer
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Old Video Games That People Loved Anyway