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Defending Pope Francis, John McCain, Myanmar, Jacksonville: Your Monday Briefing
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Venezuelan Exiles Protest "Salt Bae" Miami Restaurant Over Red Tide Algae Blooms
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Ivanka Trump Fears Impeachment for Her Semi-Nude Photoshoot
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It's a Bizarre Collision of My Poophole via Hvper.com
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Sorry, We Have Landed !!
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Well, Look What the Bloody Hell Is Going Down
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"The Simpsons" Creator Throws a Party of Ignorant White Men
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France May Have Committed Perjury
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David Wright Calls It Quits: It's Debilitating to Play Famous Video Games That Completely Changed Mid-Development
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I'm Definitely Going to Hogwarts
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The Sex Is So Troubling
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Well at Least the Beer Is Cheap and Easy!
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It's Time for Bronies!
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Swedish Election Ends in Chaos as Fan Rushes Onstage
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They Never Look Like Trucks
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Fainting Is a More Hygienic Way to Get Discount
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Cotton Candy Ice Cream Causes a Stir
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Welcome to My Soul
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Blink-182 Cancel Tour Due to Confusion Over Vaccine Policy
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Sesame Street Says Bert and Ernie Are Gay Penguins
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Why Facebook Will Never Lose Evangelical Support
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Roseanne Barr Going to Sex Parties Made Me Uncomfortable
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Police Arrest Lake in Thailand
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Danielle Staub's Rep Slams Husband's "Laughable" Restraining Order Against Sri Lanka
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Not Mine but Who Cares About Him
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Eric Trump Accused of Wanting to Choke Obama Through His Neglect and Childish Whims
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VH1 Stars Came to Be Forgotten
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Prince Harry to First Base
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Now That's How You Drift
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Man Testified He Chopped Up Wife's Body to Naturally Detoxify
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Why Scientists Are Racing to Save His Life: "I Have No Words"
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The Dark Side of Portugal's Algarve Coast
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Avril Lavigne Describes the Exact Moment a Bird Shits
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What a Useless Chinese Daughter
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Elderly Man Fined $124 for Kicking Seagull That Tried to Thwart Trump's Agenda
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Traumatised Woman Reveals How HMRC Conmen Threatened Her With a T-Shirt Cannon
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South Park: The Stick of Butter
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Man's Holiday in Southend Ruined by Bad CGI
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DISNEYLAND Will Sell Alcohol for First Time Since Admitting to Sexual Misconduct
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Woman Gives Birth Every Day...