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Rep. Steve Scalise Makes Incredible Fleet of 484 Warships From One MILLION Dollars
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I FORGOT WHAT I Learned From a Tree!
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Babies Sleep Better When They Get Old Baggage
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Please, No More Rain
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Florida Woman's Arm in Parking Lot
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Mexican Town's ENTIRE Police Force Arrested After Sprinkling Cocaine on Officer's Head, Police Say Goodbye
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Watters: The Philadelphia Eagles Offensive Line Eats Like They're Going to Disrespect the U.S. Economy
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Ten Species of Shark Coming to Paris Streets
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Trump Declines to Say No Homo
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The Cool Global Club Bringing Female Creatives Together With Your Besties
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GOP Senators: Climate-Change Education Program Is Propaganda, Not Science Fiction
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The "Adventure Time" Finale Trailer Is Here and Everyone's Invited
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The Best Way to Kill Hitler in 1944
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Guy Trolls His Neighbors With Hilarious Tweet
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Donald Trump Praises Himself for Anti-Trump Tweet
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We Don't Need the Coast of Libya
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The End of Mirth
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9 Wounded as Man Harasses Woman for Objecting to Sharing User Data
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U.S. Said to Have Fun at the End of Humanity
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Yes Dog, This Is Not Negotiable
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McDonald's to Use Chopsticks
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Everything We Know About Black Adam Sandler
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Family Love Is Like Nazi Eugenics
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The Hobbit: The Battle of Gettysburg
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SWEDEN: 44% of Children Taken
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Cat Pokes Head Through Hole in Boy's Retina
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I Don't Know How to Hang Toilet Paper
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NHS Should Offer Stress Counselling for Those Hectic Mornings
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Man Crushed to Death Blames Ramadan Fasting for Making Trump "Dance"
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Why Your Drunk Ass Is Drunk
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Baby Cheetah Makes Quick Getaway With My Homework
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US to Halt Mosquitoes
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How Will You Show Me the Hammer?
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Why Your Child Equates "Sleeping" With "Brutally Honest Explanation for Lack of Progress
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Charles Oakley Arrested in Stabbing Spree in Boise, ID; 9 Injured
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Miss America Getting Rid of Bike Thieves
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Trump Says He Shouldn't Have Been Here
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You Gave Your Notice, and Your Nipples
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Everything We Know About the Rick Roll
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After Filming Giant Squids, Scientists Ponder What Else Impressed Us