Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
63	63 Vote	Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
84	84 Vote	Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
61	61 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
213	213 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
73	73 Vote	Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
197	197 Vote	Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline 1	1
80	80 Vote	Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
372	372 Vote	10 Signs You Are a Shiba Inu
236	236 Vote	I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
118	118 Vote	Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs 3	3
95	95 Vote	Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 3 Minutes
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
121	121 Vote	Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm 1	1
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
133	133 Vote	Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
84	84 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail 1	1
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
144	144 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
78	78 Vote	How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
2	2 Vote	Loved the Office? Got Heaps of Cash? You Can Hump It
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men