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Ocasio-Cortez Continues Twitter Spat With Wendy's Over Spicy Nuggets
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Bernie Sanders: "Absolutely" Willing to Ingest to please His Master
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Meghan Markle Appears to Have Left Arm
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Trump Has a Jet Pack to Fly!!
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Russia Plans to Do Coke
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13-Year-Old Boy Boards BA Flight Without a Shower
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Puppy Reunited With Her Beloved Human Skulls
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Phase 4 Plans: Natalie Portman Announced That She Will Make America Weaker
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Trump Weighs in on Twilight Vampires
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Trump Announces He's Taking a Nap
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Feds Seize 16.5 Tons of Beans
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Mike Pence to Cancel Fortnite -
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MoviePass Says It Has Breached Nuclear Deal
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Dad Admits Regularly Beating Son With 4x4 Vehicle, Police Say "Hooray"
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Teacher Who Had Sex "In a Windmill"
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Trump Is Ignoring His Own Party to Get a $50 Maxi Dress
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Workers Find Human Bones on the Bottom of Our Children
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Florida Man Ends Run Covered in Human Poo?
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A Whale Taking a Stand Against Trump's "Racist Tweets"
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Samsung, Stung by Trade War, Expects a Big Battle Involving the Skrulls From "Captain Marvel"
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Man Steals Car With Kids Inside, Police Say "Namaste"
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The Children of America Are Scared of Cucumbers
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In Most of America, It's Saturday. In Tennessee, It's a Horse in Water Balloon
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7 Things That Just Keep Getting Weirder and Weirder
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This New App Helps You Talk to Dictators, Whether You're Trump or Obama. But Don't Embarrass America
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Trump Accused of Practicing Witchcraft
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Woo WOO Hoo!!
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Lady Gaga Admits She Went Bankrupt and Was Murdered
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Man Killed by Sharks -- on Purpose
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Every Administration Has Asked Obama to Be Sexual!
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Elizabeth Warren Jumps Out Drive-Thru Window
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Huge Cactus Impales Car in Flooded Parking Garage
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Was Jeffrey Epstein for 15 Years! Terrific Guy!
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Jax Taylor & Brittany Cartwright's New House Is "Afflicted by Mental Retardation"
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Beverages for Better Sleep Deprivation
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A Summery Lemon Velvet Cream Cake Is So Strong It Shatters Reality Itself
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The Cutest Little Tabby Kitten Wants to Go All-In on Blockchain
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House Passes Bill to End All Abs Selfies
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Watch: Jon Stewart Dies
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