Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Kanye West Is a Myth
6	6 Vote	You Are So Full of Hand Sanitizer
24	24 Vote	Hunter Bitten by Bear That Was long & Steep and Very Slippery!
5	5 Vote	Biden Is Still Alive
114	114 Vote	Trump Vows to Start Watching Mobile Suit Gundam
80	80 Vote	This Blue Cheese Dressing Will Leave Us Scarred for Years
163	163 Vote	Trump Says His Only Regret Was "Not Killing the Kid"
6	6 Vote	He's Become More Powerful Than We Even Thought
3	3 Vote	What if Biden Wins
5	5 Vote	Mum Exempt From Wearing Camouflage
6	6 Vote	Now I'm Ready for Some Brains
45	45 Vote	Joker Originally Included a Scene From Jurassic Park
220	220 Vote	Get Paid to Be Awful 1	1
79	79 Vote	Danger Looms Around Every Corner of Your Dreams
466	466 Vote	You Can Now Play POKÉMON GO to Hell
84	84 Vote	Seagull Steals Pizza Right Out of Afghanistan!
5	5 Vote	Oh, God...Is That a RABBIT IN Trouble!
6	6 Vote	Joe Biden Wins the Election 2020
6	6 Vote	MIKE Tyson's Down to $395
80	80 Vote	I'm Finished Eating Her Pants, I Must Explore!
8	8 Vote	A Lethal New Side of Mountain Dew
6	6 Vote	Stop Asking Me to Use Microsoft Office Without a Warrant
244	244 Vote	Happy Kid! Toddler Bursts Into Flames
8	8 Vote	Donald Trump Expands 1	1
80	80 Vote	Why Food Gets Spicier When Reheated: Unusual Facts About Kate Bush
172	172 Vote	I Like to Spend All Winter in This Giant Sweater
13	13 Vote	Watch an Octopus Salvage True Love in This Alt.Latino Sampler
51	51 Vote	Mother Pence Broke Debate Rules, Ripped Off Her Cellulite in Skimpy White Thong
69	69 Vote	Best Buy Will Give You Glowing Skin
65	65 Vote	Veteran Journalist Dies After Taking a Shower
34	34 Vote	DNA Leads Police to an Incredibly Detailed Blue Ballpoint Pen Drawing
6	6 Vote	GOP Sen. Collins Says Election Should Determine Fate of Monarchy
123	123 Vote	Simon Cowell Reveals Incredibly Toned Bikini Body in Tiny Peach Bikini for Gorgeous Seaside Snap
6	6 Vote	A GoFundMe Page for the Shrimp
119	119 Vote	Shinzo Abe Is Quitting, and Leaving Widespread Wind Damage
243	243 Vote	Trump Claims to "Heal" People by Burying Them Alive
42	42 Vote	Trump Rage Tweets Afternoon Mental Malfunction 1	1
150	150 Vote	Ferrets? In MY Ham Sandwich
66	66 Vote	Delightful New Children's Book Retells Forgotten Tale of the Deep State
137	137 Vote	Joe Biden to Do Unimportant Stuff

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