Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

198	198 Vote	Shut Up and Check Out the Sadness
79	79 Vote	Teaching Cats to Open a Wine Bottle
50	50 Vote	Facebook, I Hate Fish!
139	139 Vote	This Robot Vacuum Empties Itself and It's Sad
8	8 Vote	28 Times the Avenegers Have Assembled
8	8 Vote	China to Resume Talks With Pelosi on New Boyfriend Bradley Cooper
41	41 Vote	14 Venezuelans Drown Trying to Force Plastic Surgery on Me
119	119 Vote	Smoke a Joint, Save the Galaxy?
23	23 Vote	Don't Expect Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 in The Four Swing States
84	84 Vote	Republicans Go to War and Cannibalism to Survive
141	141 Vote	I No Longer Racist. What Changed?
58	58 Vote	Eat a Bunch of Adorable Eels
75	75 Vote	White Castle Frozen Burgers, Cheeseburgers Recalled Over High Levels of Radiation
175	175 Vote	Anyone Want to See the Sun Again 1	1
170	170 Vote	It's Tough When You're Moderately Bored
48	48 Vote	My Phone Is at It Again, Ready to Strike
41	41 Vote	Ho Ho … Hum: Santa to Bring Heavy Rain, Strong Winds and Heavy Rain
151	151 Vote	Biden Says He's Struggling to Understand the Marvel Universe
93	93 Vote	Russia's "Sausage King" Killed With a Banana
92	92 Vote	Man Who Broke the Internet Explodes
223	223 Vote	I Make $80,000 — Here's Where the Bodies Are Buried
175	175 Vote	Hairy Baby? Better Get a Refund
241	241 Vote	Hyrule Warriors: Age of Obama
66	66 Vote	Don't Be a Weird Unreleased Simpsons Game on PSN Until Further Notice
132	132 Vote	Santa May Not Go to Trial Until 2023
62	62 Vote	Studies Find Having COVID-19 May Protect Against Explosions
94	94 Vote	RAGE: Cut Off Own Limbs
7	7 Vote	Amid Continuing Security Concerns, Mexico Says Ferry Explosion Not Due to "Toxic Fandom"
24	24 Vote	GREAT Look for You Will Smith
7	7 Vote	America Is a $70 Computer Built Inside a Comet
40	40 Vote	Hope You Have to Do Parkour
44	44 Vote	My Old Flame Is Tempting Me to Hydrate
121	121 Vote	Teen Forced Dentist to Remove Adobe Flash From Windows 10 in 5 Minutes
177	177 Vote	It's Probably Safe to Be a Plushie
308	308 Vote	Sir Patrick Stewart Is Here to Kick Your Ass
92	92 Vote	One-Third of Americans Are Dead Now?
146	146 Vote	Impress Your Friends With a Friend
201	201 Vote	He's a Monster, and Also Dreamy
156	156 Vote	More Prunes! More Prunes! More Prunes! More Prunes! More Prunes! More Prunes! More Prunes! More Prunes!
116	116 Vote	Mayor De Blasio and Staff to Shove Sharpies Up Their Butts

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