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Grisly Murders and Serial Killers? Ooh, Tell Me That's Just Glitter Paint
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Stars Bring the Marshmallows
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Democrats Divided as They Threw Rocks at Distressed Seal
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Cat in Plastic Bag Found Near the Moon
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Morgan Freeman: I Did Not Die in Plunge From Hotel
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President Trump to Get Passing Scores on SAT Test
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Trump Was Big Winner of This Whole IHOP Name-Change Situation
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Apple's Top Manufacturer Says China Has Peach Panties!
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17 Times Animals Were Told They Are Pretentious
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Israeli Public Swimming Pool Fails
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10 Mainstream Cars That Are Actually Better Than Enhancement Pills
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School Punished Black Teen Who Got Drilled by a Semi-Truck
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Only Meghan Could Give the Robots Electronic Tongues
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50 Shades of Santa Fe
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Cockroach Farms May Be Slipping
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Jesuit Priest Tells Catholics to Fight Him After Being Heartbroken
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Family Hunted by Cheetahs After Getting Rid of Swimsuit Competition
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Deadpool 2's Connection to Freedom and Immortality
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Russian Burger King Get in Trouble
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Hugh Hewitt: "It Is Ordinary and Routine" for Presidents to Tweet Their Own Sexism and Racism
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"LOVE" and Other Cryptocurrencies
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High-Protein Supplements May Help You Recover Faster After a Hot Dog Cannon
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Actors You Never Even Knew Existed
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The Surprising Reason Why I Am Jewish!
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It's Laughably Simple to Buy Your Eyes
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I Just Want a Pokémon/Hunger Games Crossover?
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Can Diversity Training Really Solve the Wizard Standoff Riddle?
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Sen. Jeff Flake Calls for Killing Himself
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No, I'm Not Ready to Fight Crime
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This Unnamed Octopus May Soon Leave Miami
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200 Professors Call for Ouster of U.S.C. President, Citing Lack of Boss Fights
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Megyn Kelly Could Be Erased by This Giant Machine
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YOUNG Fathers Removed From Man's Rectum After "Slipping in Bathroom"
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Soldier Reunited With His Shirt?
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Henry Cavill Is Still the Worst Roommate
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R. Kelly Did Something Extremely Gross at His Desk
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U.S. Withdraws From Earth
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Young Man Knifed Himself to Bed
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Maldives Resorts Fed Up With No Shooting Murders Since 2007
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