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Pharrell Is Not OK
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Frozen Characters Will Return for 19th NBA Season
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Monty Python and the Stanky Legg
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Queen Elizabeth Is Just Filthy
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15 Signs You're a Total Bitch
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Kid Bursts Into Flames
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Turn Your World Into a Meme
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Scientists Combine Bird and Swine Flus to Create an Insane Amount of Stress
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Should We Eliminate the Need for Speed
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A Loophole in the Ass
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These Common Phrases Will Never Get You Laid, but Holy Shit
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You Can Survive Being an Asshole
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The Dark Knight Rises, but Not Fast Enough
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"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers
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Don't Pierce the Shitbag: Adventures in Teaching Abroad
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The Hater's Guide to Color Naming
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Kim Kardashian Must Be Stopped
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13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace
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It's Time to Bleed
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This Swedish Science Teacher Lost 37 Pounds After Eating Nothing but Garbage
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What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet
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Somebody Needs to Know About Fight Club
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New Software Can Make Your PC Weep
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Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail
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74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape
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The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
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Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
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"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale
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The Internet Is Getting Stronger
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10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
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Louisiana to Soon Have State's First Black Nerd
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It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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This Kid's Dick Was So Influential
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Here Is Your Boss, Please Quit Immediately
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The NSA Has a Boyfriend
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Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
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I Am Leaving the Galaxy
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When the Pot Called the Kettle Stupid Bullshit
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Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident
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31 Ways to Continue to Exist