Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

78	78 Vote	How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
6	6 Vote	Senator to Criticize GOP's War on Fun
83	83 Vote	Mecha Hitler (Hopefully) Finally Coming to Kinect
1	1 Vote	Today Is a Free DLC
1	1 Vote	How to Make Yourself Into a Coma
6	6 Vote	George Orwell's Last Words Were Kind of Cute!
31	31 Vote	This Is Just About Farting
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
173	173 Vote	An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
201	201 Vote	I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Texan
231	231 Vote	Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
7	7 Vote	Justin Bieber Pelted by Water That Lacks Artificial Flavoring
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
38	38 Vote	Dating Tips From a Kinky Galaxy Far, Far Away
89	89 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
121	121 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
235	235 Vote	Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
134	134 Vote	Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
297	297 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
136	136 Vote	NSA Director Alexander Admits He Lied About Being a Douche