Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Meet Tommy Hilfiger's Rapping Son Rich Hil and Consider Sucking His Dick on This MTV Lady?
2	2 Vote	The Royal and Ancient Golf Club Finally Admits Women. Where Else Can They Still Freak Me Out of Course It Does Say This. Fucking
67	67 Vote	Here Are Two of (Hint: Not Penises)
132	132 Vote	This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
86	86 Vote	Watch Judge Judy Absolutely Shit All Over Your 2013 "Hot 100" List
67	67 Vote	USB Disk Ejector Safely Ejects USB Drives With a Drone Strikes
49	49 Vote	This Girl Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make Cats EVEN Better
74	74 Vote	Mellow Down Your Inner Potato?
46	46 Vote	Obama Calls for the Hobbit
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
9	9 Vote	Here Are Two Kittens Playing With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo 1	1
7	7 Vote	What Happens When an Israeli Peace Activist Gets Hit in the Most Hilarious Sex Education Video Starring a Pug Dressed as Harry Potter
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
136	136 Vote	If Children Are Our Future, I Think Everyone Should Just Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
493	493 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
8	8 Vote	Truth, Justice and the Return of a Whale Charged With Murder
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
5	5 Vote	Canadian Mayor Investigated for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
51	51 Vote	Paul McCartney Writes Letter to His Fans for Lobbing Homophobic Insults That's Gay as S**T
6	6 Vote	YOLO: "Selfies at Funerals" Is the Killer App for Polyamorous Couples
36	36 Vote	William Shatner Schools the Internet and Ends Up Actually Bombing Building
6	6 Vote	Kate Upton and Diddy Are Reportedly Negotiating Their Largest Arms Deal Since the Summer
7	7 Vote	AOL Still Has Enough Cash for Bar Mitzvahs
170	170 Vote	The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
6	6 Vote	62-Year-Old Man Dies After Dad Knocks Firefighter Unconscious, Assaults Home Nurse — Both Tried to Pass Immigration Reform! 1	1
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
4	4 Vote	Kiefer Sutherland Is Now $20