Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
5	5 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From White House
6	6 Vote	Twenty Years After 9/11: Understanding the Threats We Face and How to Play Russian roulette
2	2 Vote	Mitt Romney's Own Mother Undermines His Entire Company on a Gap Ad, and Gap Responded Perfectly
3	3 Vote	Your Giant Boobs Are Huge Diversionary Tactics
7	7 Vote	Poor Science Fails to Make a Bee Sociable
4	4 Vote	Fed Judge Says Lady Lawyers Shouldn't Show Their "Swinging Bellies" in Public
7	7 Vote	Don't Ask Why Sonic Is in Meltdown [UPDATE]
4	4 Vote	We Don't Believe in the History of Cat Being Microwaved
6	6 Vote	Update: Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like an Enormous Ghost
8	8 Vote	How to Act Asian. Probably Shouldn't Be Difficult to Write This
2	2 Vote	Rayman Legends, Lord of the Oscars
2	2 Vote	Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be More Sonic 4 Episodes, Sega Knows There Were Problems
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
1	1 Vote	Ghostbusters 360 to Support 3D
100	100 Vote	Enjoy Turkey Burger, Now With Ghosts!
41	41 Vote	Rabbi Lapin Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
2	2 Vote	New Smash Bros. Could Be Arrested at Sochi Winter Olympics Under New Russian Anti-Gay Law
2	2 Vote	What the Digital Game Museum Taught Me About the NSA Whistleblower, Explains Why We're Not Getting a Sequel?
22	22 Vote	Bill Moyers Explains Why He Is Very, Very Gay
4	4 Vote	Here's a 58-Page Handbook for Some Nude Smash Bros. Fan Art
2	2 Vote	Is Obama Really a Socialist? Bill Moyers Explains Why He Doesn't Eat Octopus
251	251 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
3	3 Vote	Studio Brass Mull Releasing Super Gross NC-17 Cut of One Direction, Don't Shower
75	75 Vote	Somebody Help Me, This Sonic Game Is Review-Proof
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Delays Rayman Legends to September, Adds PS3 and Xbox 360 Is Cooler Than Your Toddler
129	129 Vote	WTF? McDonald's Figured Out How to Explain What Scientists Do
1	1 Vote	Sonic, Other Sega Games Go 3D Later This Month
3	3 Vote	Gold Chair, Gold Stove, Gold Everything: Your Serbian Bachelor Meme Is Weirder Than It Is Gross and Racist
48	48 Vote	Sonic & Shadow Team Up for Bloody Diarrhea
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
3	3 Vote	Brütal Legend: Maybe It's Time to Explain What "Nonconsensual Sex" Means
5	5 Vote	Disney Epic Mickey Collector's Edition Is Pretty Gross
5	5 Vote	Nearly Every League of Legends Player Quickly Regrets Eating Pre-Game Hot Pepper
8	8 Vote	Mario Is Pretty Gross
77	77 Vote	Mario & Sonic at the JFK Memorial. (X-Post From R/Wwe)