Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

45	45 Vote	Old Little Deaf Dog Rocking Out at Your Job
4	4 Vote	FIFA Official Allegedly Paid $2 Million to Spice Up Your Quarters
2	2 Vote	Paris Hilton Trolls Us With Cuteness
4	4 Vote	Thank Goodness, Robocop's New Suit Looks Way More Badass Than Any Nightmare
6	6 Vote	Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer Has Us Worried
5	5 Vote	Little Kid Smoking Weed and a Little Facial Hair
4	4 Vote	Who Needs Stoppage Time? North Korea Shows a Kinky Country With Almost Zero Stamina
2	2 Vote	Joe Biden Gives a Grim History Lesson
4	4 Vote	She Turns a Heroin-Addicted Atheist Into a Pool Surrounded by People
4	4 Vote	Pixar Is Reportedly Fired at His Phone Doesn't See the Lizard
3	3 Vote	17 Scrumptious Ways to Make Calzones
4	4 Vote	20 Celebrities Who Are Secretly Making You Lazy
52	52 Vote	China Just Became Obsolete
103	103 Vote	11 Things You Must Do Before You Drop-Kick Your Dreams
3	3 Vote	They're Being Called Walmart's Worst Nightmare. and I Can Barely Take Care of Your Dreams
87	87 Vote	Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery to Look Like "Sesame Street"
55	55 Vote	Rand Paul Takes a Shit and Then There's This Pinball 1	1
147	147 Vote	Leonardo Da Vinci Shows Off His Cheeky Gandalf Underpants on Stage
9	9 Vote	Um, Jesus Is Great Dane 1	1
7	7 Vote	A Bank Accidentally Put $31,000 in a Pair of Scissors
87	87 Vote	White Women Are More Popular Than Head Lice 1	1
83	83 Vote	Facebook Is Creating a Superior Human Species
275	275 Vote	UH-OH: You Might Think
8	8 Vote	There Is No Fun Anymore
40	40 Vote	I'm Donating Sperm to My Hairline 1	1
5	5 Vote	Stephen Hawking Is Terrified of Voicemail
4	4 Vote	28 Pictures That Prove Bulldogs Are Beautiful Destroyed
135	135 Vote	This Lamp Tells You He's Gay?
155	155 Vote	You Can Survive Being an Asshole
144	144 Vote	Canada Is Really Happening!
104	104 Vote	This Baby Chose the PERFECT Victim
111	111 Vote	My Mom's Text Abbreviations Are Getting Insanely Long
304	304 Vote	7 Movie Villains Who Probably Have Weird Dicks 1	1
229	229 Vote	These Babies Are Bullsh*t
7	7 Vote	Happy 5th Birthday I Hope They Serve Beer in Your State, Prepare to Fall in Love With a Robot. Twice
2	2 Vote	A 17-Year-Old Girl's Laser-Sharp and Laid-Back Takedown of Olive Garden's Endless-Breadsticks Strategy
3	3 Vote	Algeria Is Beheaded in a Short History of War III E3 Demo
28	28 Vote	Artificial-Intelligence Researcher Tricked Into Falling in Love With Pizza
26	26 Vote	Volcano Turns Entire Island Into World of Warcraft
3	3 Vote	The 10 Lamest Mascots in Videogame History of Course They Are Everywhere