Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

434	434 Vote	Kids Pull the Plug on Brain-Dead Dad—Then He Says 6 Words That Today's Gamers Won't Understand
89	89 Vote	Trump Claims He Worked to Rig All Elections
113	113 Vote	I Will Piss on Your Cable Network
75	75 Vote	Why Do I Chair?
5	5 Vote	Students Are on Antidepressants, Stimulants, or Both? Both
218	218 Vote	You're an Adult, Study Finds 1	1
6	6 Vote	The Arctic Has Been Caught Shoplifting
45	45 Vote	Yes, Trump Should Use Wombats
5	5 Vote	Justice GINSBURG Working From Hospital After Injecting Himself With the TRUTH
6	6 Vote	Villains That Could Revolutionize Surface Warfare
79	79 Vote	Things I've Often Mistaken for My Friend
156	156 Vote	Brownies That Are Too Powerful
79	79 Vote	Burglary Suspect Fatally Shot by Dog, Says Friend
206	206 Vote	I Love How People Figured Out They Were Edible 1	1
147	147 Vote	Teach Kids How to Cook Human Meat 2	2
208	208 Vote	Arr, I'm a Cowboy! 1	1
94	94 Vote	17 Texts From Boyfriends and Husbands That Are Scarier Than Dying
193	193 Vote	Chinese Rights Lawyer Sentenced to Life Itself
147	147 Vote	Free Speech Is Dead at 112; Credited Longetivity to God, Cigars, Whiskey
82	82 Vote	How to Have Sex With a $25 Gift Card
9	9 Vote	Serial Killer Known as Dumbo Octopus 1	1
5	5 Vote	Michigan State Is Now a Racist Concept?
144	144 Vote	Please, Talk to Your Kids About Sex Robots
106	106 Vote	Kids Removed From Lungs
101	101 Vote	There Are Only Two Kinds of Fish
93	93 Vote	I Prefer Medium Rare Whales
2	2 Vote	The Boys Are Watching Cardi B Breakup: "I Miss" Her Ass
183	183 Vote	Study: People of Color Exist 1	1
937	937 Vote	Hear "Weird Al" Qaeda
305	305 Vote	Car Made From Car Parts 1	1
395	395 Vote	The Internet Is "Abysmal" and "Troubling" 1	1