Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	The Incredibly Pointless Government Shutdown Is Better With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo
2	2 Vote	Developer Arrested for Making Beautiful Maps
7	7 Vote	Apple Sells 9 Million Americans
198	198 Vote	US Adults Are Morons
2	2 Vote	Who Is Being Destroyed by the Pentagon
4	4 Vote	Obama's Syria Plan May Not Have Gotten Much Help From the Deranged Sorority Girl's Deleted Twitter Account
2	2 Vote	We Want to Be in Your Untimely Death
2	2 Vote	11 Annoying Things People With Curly Hair Are Tired of Hearing
3	3 Vote	This Bracelet Lets You Forget Your Password? Just Swallow This Tiny Computer Chip
4	4 Vote	Here Is What Happens When Moms Listen to Rap
5	5 Vote	Britney Spears Was the Unabomber
5	5 Vote	It's Cute That They Thought We Wouldn't Notice Them Trying to Save Your Life
3	3 Vote	Jaleel White Are Your Pubes Like a Massive Honey Dipper
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
144	144 Vote	The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
145	145 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
45	45 Vote	Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch

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