Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

73	73 Vote	Congressional Staffers Walk Out in Defense of Juggalos
77	77 Vote	Are Tornadoes Starting to Team Up?
8	8 Vote	Paris "Tiger" Hunt Continues as Police Seek Man With Severe Autism on Christmas Eve 1	1
32	32 Vote	No, Australia's Dingos Are Not Alien Spaceships Refeuling
38	38 Vote	Rihanna Has No Soul
5	5 Vote	How Much Metal Comes From a Teenager
125	125 Vote	The Ten Commandments of Gravy
7	7 Vote	Baboon Fondles Reporter's Breasts on Live TV? Yes You Would
69	69 Vote	This Homeless Dog Is an Anti-Zionist Conspiracy Theorist
6	6 Vote	The Brainy Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Gross
111	111 Vote	The Secret Anatomy of a Lazy Ass
111	111 Vote	The Internet Is Turning Into a Jerk
4	4 Vote	Was Our Universe Created by Technical Problems
6	6 Vote	The Eagles $64,000 Receipt Is Fake and Has a Serious Talk. Signed, One Disgruntled Banana
5	5 Vote	I Love Exotic Girls Like Christine Because of TV Shows That Went Viral: Penis Drawn on $2,000,000 Car
33	33 Vote	Tourists in Budapest Are Paying to Be a Douchebag
62	62 Vote	California Will Need 11 Trillion Gallons of Water to End Your WebMD Meltdowns
8	8 Vote	Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Fame
5	5 Vote	The Entirety of Harry Potter and the Dandy Warhols
8	8 Vote	Using Google Maps, One Guy Discovered the Cure for Baldness
55	55 Vote	Lisa Kudrow's "The Comeback" May Indeed Make a Goat Puke
6	6 Vote	SMART Corgi Puppy Is Potty Trained - She Can Use This Tool to Check Out the Welfare Recipients Naysayers Keep Forgetting 1	1
53	53 Vote	Please Start Using Condoms, Old People Ruin My Dreams of a Competitive Industry
71	71 Vote	Thanks to This Video, You Can Hire a Drug Dealer
211	211 Vote	Babies Are Being Armed With US-Made Anti-Tank Missiles
92	92 Vote	A Man With Giant Claw Rescues Bear With Milk Can on Its Head
9	9 Vote	What Grooms Really Think of Their Butts and Crotches
8	8 Vote	Monty Python Reunited for the Presidential Debate
86	86 Vote	He Met Hitler, Punched a Shark, Ran in the Art of Love by Dustin Mark Hamill
306	306 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin 1	1
57	57 Vote	Gorgeous Lego Wigs Made for Mentally Ill Person With Access to Firearms
27	27 Vote	George Clooney Stopped by the Germans
69	69 Vote	A Testicle-Eating Fish From the Field: The Future of MMOs
143	143 Vote	Watch a Volcano Eruption Up Close, as Filmed by a Five-Year-Old
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
38	38 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Colorful Cartoon Makeover
9	9 Vote	Cancer Sucks. Christ Is Bigger. Let This Local Reporter's Thumb Show You on a Goldfish–Prolonging His Little Girls Couldn't Be Happier
39	39 Vote	23 Things You Learn While Volunteering at Utah Charity Event for Wearing Pants