Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Killing Owls to Save Tanking Chinese Economy
5	5 Vote	Squirrel Is Absolutely Terrified of an Alcoholic
5	5 Vote	McDonald's Has Launched Spy Satellites
13	13 Vote	Sea Creature — Pregnant With TWINS?! Justin Bieber's Mom Sparks Speculation!
10	10 Vote	Prince William Is Full of Salt and Fat
17	17 Vote	My Wife Wants Me to "just Put It In" 1	1
8	8 Vote	King Charles Hosted His First Nazi Rally
5	5 Vote	You're an Abomination of an Emotional Predator
7	7 Vote	Trump Must Be Jelly Cause Jam Don't Shake
11	11 Vote	Woman Dies After Swallowing Employee's Keys
11	11 Vote	47 Rabbits Discovered in Hotel With Male Escort
13	13 Vote	Biden Orders Israel to Change Sex
8	8 Vote	Zelda: Tears of the Confederacy
7	7 Vote	Pokemon Sleep - How to Watch Your Kids 1	1
14	14 Vote	Wendy's Replaces Fan-Favorite Frosty With a Gun, Cops Say Gay 1	1
10	10 Vote	Johnny Depp Accused of Rubbing Women's Feet on His Driveway
4	4 Vote	Trump Charged With Sending Smutty Snapchats to Teen Boy
3	3 Vote	The War Is Now Sexy
2	2 Vote	Cancer Made Me Feel Sexy
2	2 Vote	Sexy Woman in Me
13	13 Vote	Please Leave This New Family Alone. They Are Extinct
13	13 Vote	Starfield's Ending Might Be Gay
12	12 Vote	Whale Collides With Pedestrians
9	9 Vote	Voices: I'm Trans and Used to Dress Like a Dinosaur!
14	14 Vote	11-Yr-Old Erupts in Infectious Giggles Over His Mom's Death
9	9 Vote	Man "suddenly" Burst Into Flames After Girlfriend Poured Liquid on Him, PA Police Say "Yuck"
10	10 Vote	Toddler Poisoned After Eating Human Torso 1	1
3	3 Vote	Is Max the Same as Max?
3	3 Vote	Star Wars: The Bad Skin Clinic
404	404 Vote	I'm Starting to Forget 9/11 and Furiously Masturbate
408	408 Vote	I Guess I'll Probably Die
3	3 Vote	The Internet Erupts
105	105 Vote	Kanye West Ham
409	409 Vote	Getting Married? Just Buy Someone Else's Kids
403	403 Vote	How Gay Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend