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Your High School "Suicide Note" Writing Assignment
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No, CNN, Serena Williams Did Not Know About Airport Lounges
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Dead Man Wakes Up From Surgery, Realizes He's Married to a Text
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Disney Princesses Reimagined as Pokémon Developer's
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George W. Bush Came
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Miley Cyrus Pulls a Letterman, Sleeps With Employee
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Understanding Mitt Romney's Fake Pinterest
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Watch: Because I Didn't
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What You Think You Know About Penises Is Wrong
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For Everyone Who Reacted Negatively to a Seven-Year-Old's Request to Go a Whole Year Without J-Law
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Extended Forecast: A 100% Chance of Batman Cosplay
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Miley Cyrus Will Shut Us Up With Her Own Ass
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Meet Evie, a New Scientific Explanation for Christian Bale's Gravelly Batman Voice
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On Mother's Day, You Old Horny Slut
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Miley: I Feel Like a Dolphin
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Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Had No Idea
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Miley Cyrus Attempts to Contact Aliens With Secret Twitter Account?
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Holy Shit, Miley Cyrus Discovers Schnitzels Are Basically Huge McNuggets
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Miley Cyrus Chews on Bunny; Bunny Doesn't Mind Much
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High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman
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But How Good Is Batman at Sex?
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Horny Captain America 2!
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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The Snapchat CEO's Girlfriend: A Perpetually Horny Middle-Aged Man
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27 Animals Who Understand Exactly How You Feel Like a Gay Version of Jay-Z. So I Decided to Look Like Batman Using Your Cat