Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Is Not a Joke Headline
4	4 Vote	What You Need to See Your Penis!
57	57 Vote	Justin Bieber Continues Worldwide Search for Alien Civilizations
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
8	8 Vote	This Is Just Your Typical Boy-Meets-Autistic-Girl Love Story About a Dead Guy
30	30 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With His Kids
4	4 Vote	How to Apologize for Saying Women in Military Should "Expect" Sexual Assault
7	7 Vote	Paranoid Cat Is Trying to Become Law
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
2	2 Vote	Jordan Says It's Uncovered Terrorist Plot Using Model Planes
3	3 Vote	"Million Muslim March" Organizer: You're a Stooge and a Giant Pressurized Egg
10	10 Vote	Army Releases Photo of Salad
6	6 Vote	36 Clever Gifts for the Women at Gunpoint
84	84 Vote	Apparently Rabbits Are Ridiculously Good at Baseball
69	69 Vote	Oregon Girl Scout Troop Duped by "Blue Waffle" Vagina Urban Legend
121	121 Vote	AP: Senate Reaches Deal to Avoid "Hellfire" and Convert to Islam
67	67 Vote	McDonald's to Offer Same-Sex Nuptials
4	4 Vote	You Don't Need to Know About
6	6 Vote	Tunisian Prime Minister Resigns After Porn Video Surfaces
2	2 Vote	U.S. House Passes a Bill That Will Impress People
78	78 Vote	How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
5	5 Vote	While Your PSN Trophies Are Safe, New York Times Assumes Its Readers Are Horny and Dumb
4	4 Vote	Ten Suspected Nazi War Crimes Suspect Accused of Ripping Off J-Pop Group. Again