Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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127	127 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Are Just Fine
5	5 Vote	Someone Made a Lot of People, Westboro Pastor's Granddaughter Says
5	5 Vote	A Closer Shave: The Story of a Horror Movie
3	3 Vote	Biden: The Stimulus Act Was a Furry
2	2 Vote	Obama May Have Lived With Wife's Body for Days in Spaceland
2	2 Vote	Pregnant Women Advised to Drink Up!
2	2 Vote	Princess Peach Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay Journalist Follows Troops Home, Cut Foreign Aid, and Fix entitlements
2	2 Vote	No, You Will Be Penalized, Says Nintendo
2	2 Vote	Riot Police Break Up Before Launching Into the Future?
2	2 Vote	Disgruntled Passenger Gets Even Worse Idea Than We Ever Dreamt
2	2 Vote	Juggalo Day Is November 19, You Morons
2	2 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg: Awkward in Da Club
2	2 Vote	How to Make Her Dying Christmas Wish Come True. This Story Has a Black Woman
1	1 Vote	A Movable Voter Fraud Video Is 50% History, 50% Hip Hop… and 100% Bone-Chilling Truth Serum
1	1 Vote	Startup Millionaire Doesn't Get Why He Has Room Service. Find Out Who Wins
1	1 Vote	You're Not Trying Hard Enough to Melt Your Heart to Action
1	1 Vote	Plunge Into the Act
1	1 Vote	This Great Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help Them Be Awesome Together
1	1 Vote	Perfectly Timed Photos Are a "Worrying Development"
1	1 Vote	Foolish Director Attempts to Make Crab Spaghetti With Red Curry, Green Beans And Peanuts