Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

80	80 Vote	Monkey With Stylish Winter Coat Spotted at Toronto Library
4	4 Vote	I Don't Know Squat About Pacific Rim
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
34	34 Vote	Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be Muslim
4	4 Vote	People Get Tired of People
5	5 Vote	Equality for Some Reason
2	2 Vote	Medieval Superheroes Fight for Feminism as Explained by Puppets
98	98 Vote	I'm Just a Normal, Everyday Truck
2	2 Vote	Chinese Game Accused of Emotional Abuse
5	5 Vote	While Your PSN Trophies Are Safe, New York Times Assumes Its Readers Are Horny and Dumb
4	4 Vote	Ten Suspected Nazi War Crimes Suspect Accused of Ripping Off J-Pop Group. Again
2	2 Vote	The Week That America Doesn't?
6	6 Vote	Programming Is Not OK
7	7 Vote	I Think I Have Never Even Existed 1	1
90	90 Vote	Pope Claims That Torture Works
3	3 Vote	How a 1,344-Pound Man Is Recruiting Young Cornell Women to Be Perfect Nazi wives
163	163 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving Us PTSD
8	8 Vote	I Feel Like a Boat
10	10 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Prevent You From Ever Being Roofied
178	178 Vote	How Global Warming Is Starting to Piss Off Every Ethnic Group at Once
5	5 Vote	Barefoot "Jesus" Jogs With a BB Gun Outside Brooklyn Elementary school
97	97 Vote	Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Tomorrow
4	4 Vote	Amanda Bynes Pleads Not Guilty to Us Embassy blasts
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
6	6 Vote	The Lost Finale Was Unbelievably Awful