Headline Smasher

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133	133 Vote	13.7 Billion Years in Prison
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
3	3 Vote	A Cheaper iPhone 5S May Be Excommunicated for Requesting Priesthood Equality
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Has a Trailer, and It's Actually Hilarious
1	1 Vote	"Mummy Brown" Paint Was Made With Their Dicks
1	1 Vote	6 Devious Ways Farmville Gets People Talking to Evade NSA Surveillance
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Says the Words the Policeman Screamed at Him
1	1 Vote	The Purge Clips Show Us Your Own Supervillain Starter Lair
1	1 Vote	15 Bars to Visit Copenhagen Zoo Keepers Use "Vicks Vap-O-Rub" to Help End Racism
1	1 Vote	Petition Going Around to Ban These. Go Ahead. Make My Day
1	1 Vote	10 Real Sea Creatures Lifted Directly From Your Awkward Phase
1	1 Vote	8 Hilariously Failed Attempts at Making Comics More Diverse
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Rebrand for a Triple Killing Shows Signs of Financial Strife
1	1 Vote	Stop Telling Benedict Cumberbatch You Think You Know How Much These Villains Made in Sweatshops?
1	1 Vote	Why Obama Could Be Answered With Math
1	1 Vote	If a Burrito Is a Girl. She Likes Video Games. What's That About!?
1	1 Vote	There Is a Huge Chunk of Model's Waist