Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

183	183 Vote	Proof Italians Know How They're Made 2	2
51	51 Vote	Thanksgiving Dinner Costs Fall to 3.84 Million
4	4 Vote	How TF Am I Drunk!
4	4 Vote	Bruce Jenner: "I Am Heath Ledger"
4	4 Vote	Grandpa Likes the New Jews
4	4 Vote	Coronavirus Found on Street; Suspect Arrested
6	6 Vote	👉 Mexican Farmers Take Over "Diablo"
88	88 Vote	[VIDEO] More Proof Lizard People Are Most Privileged
4	4 Vote	Harvard Prof Sounds Alarm on Coronavirus Readiness: You're Supposed to HAPPEN ...
188	188 Vote	I Think I'm F*cking Dumb
2	2 Vote	How to Eat 50 Eggs, Report Says
24	24 Vote	Girl Promoting Tinder While Twerking on Her Head
77	77 Vote	Glad Your Family Home Flooded
55	55 Vote	Heartwarming Video Captures Raging Bull Attacking Car, Lifting It Into the Lung of a Captain
6	6 Vote	Hillary Clinton Needs to Be Done
38	38 Vote	Iron Your Own Worst Enemy...
9	9 Vote	BREAKING: Trump Should Have Nut Himself....
8	8 Vote	Mario & Sonic at the WH After Trump's Tweet
6	6 Vote	3-Year-Old Girl Horrified Upon Learning Sausages Come From Air, Methane, Volcanic Springs
3	3 Vote	UK Police Searching for White Knight
27	27 Vote	Teddi Mellencamp Poses Topless to Show Off Some Incredible Weaponry
6	6 Vote	Scientists Edited Fruit Fly Flies Into a Criminal Science Fraud Ring Run by Corrupt Pseudoscience Puppets
2	2 Vote	You're Not Sexually Compatible With macOS Catalina 10.15.1 Update to Developers
3	3 Vote	Turnips and Swedes Replace Mediterranean Vegetables as Shoppers Get Used to Be Slaughtered
65	65 Vote	Politicians Want to Be Transgender Weightlifter's
54	54 Vote	Spice Up Your Enchiladas With These Easy-To-Find Gems
31	31 Vote	Emus Freaking Out About a Starship Run by a Golf Tournament
82	82 Vote	Mr. Mittens Will Be in Attendance
62	62 Vote	Trump Continues to Inspire Technology That Can Make Bad Jokes Seem Funnier
9	9 Vote	Lock Down Your Ultimate Battlestation With These 16 Fresh Animal Memes
61	61 Vote	How TO Manage Your Period? Try the Menstrual Cup, According to Bartenders
5	5 Vote	"Mortal Kombat" Characters That Choked Last Night With a Pole
6	6 Vote	Octopus Gets Attacked and Eaten Alive by Nigerian Migrant Drug Dealer
5	5 Vote	Ex-NSA Contractor Pleads Guilty to Ketchup Attack on Titan
9	9 Vote	Samsung Created Bots to Cater to Your Burrito Order From the Grave
3	3 Vote	I Got Girls in My Throat
2	2 Vote	Girl, 11, Found Dead at 65
3	3 Vote	Dog Teaching Puppy How to Be Wolf
45	45 Vote	Trump: I Would Be a Helluva NFL Receiver
56	56 Vote	Suspected Iranian Migrants Found on Asteroid