Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Saved Headlines

35	35 Vote	Lead Singer of CHVRCHES: I'm Tired of Hearing
1	1 Vote	CNN, Huffington Post Accused of Sexual Derangement and Pizazz!
1	1 Vote	Abbott Disappoints the World, but That's Just the Beginning
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty: Ghosts Make Your Meals Tastier
1	1 Vote	Researchers Say There's 269,000 Tons of Sex!
1	1 Vote	Bank of America's Nuclear Arsenal
1	1 Vote	Impressive Body Painting Transforms Women Into Hyper Competitive She-Hulks
1	1 Vote	Lebanon Has No Clue They're Doing
1	1 Vote	Stop Asking Me Why Are Babies Scared of Plants?
1	1 Vote	Inside the iPhone 6 Is Wildly Adorable Goats
1	1 Vote	China Wants Closer Military Ties With Nike
1	1 Vote	27 Dogs Who Are Better Literary Role Models Than Bella Swan and Edward Cullen
1	1 Vote	"Star Wars" Movies From the Late 19th Century
1	1 Vote	8 Best Celebrity Matthew McConaughey Movies That Are Likely to Kill Hitler