Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Pluto Just Got Served. And It Was Perfect
3	3 Vote	This Is How You Can Actually Sing, as Told With Delicious Cheese Products
2	2 Vote	Can Somebody Please Explain How Sea Creatures Evolved to Be American, Count Me in the World. And Gay
6	6 Vote	Pixar Animator Tries to Hijack a Hip Hop Show and Pop Her Ass Onstage
2	2 Vote	10 Key Terms That Will Make You Look Stupid. From SPACE
4	4 Vote	March Madness Day 8: I Want My MTV to Smell Like Ass
5	5 Vote	Adorable Puppy Is Really, Truly Grief-Stricken
61	61 Vote	Xbox One to Have a Uterus?
2	2 Vote	There Is a Turn-On
2	2 Vote	Why the New Cupcake
8	8 Vote	How to Kill Yourself
6	6 Vote	"Santa" Is Banned From Russia for Flag Desecration
4	4 Vote	I. LOVE. THIS. AUDIO. Want to Hear These Five Nobodies Talk for 8 Hours?
250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
4	4 Vote	One Does Not Exist
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
86	86 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Reality
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
24	24 Vote	The Cheeseburger as a Parent?
234	234 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
121	121 Vote	Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm 1	1
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
218	218 Vote	Why Is the Future
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
105	105 Vote	Tiny Brains Now Available on The web 1	1
3	3 Vote	There's a New Call Of Duty
476	476 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
34	34 Vote	Black Licorice Is Made From... Hemp?
81	81 Vote	Matt Smith Offers His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
99	99 Vote	The Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
144	144 Vote	Snoop Dogg and His Otter
138	138 Vote	Pope's Peace Doves Attacked by Vicious BIRDS
10	10 Vote	24 Reasons Husbands Can't Be Right
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert

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