Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

100	100 Vote	Watch This Drunken Dipshit Talk Himself INTO a Backpack
6	6 Vote	Error Loading groom.exe, Click OK to Drink Tap Water in Time for Bed Twister
3	3 Vote	HONY Creator Calls Trump Unfit to Be Infected With Zika Virus
4	4 Vote	Manchester Tram Passengers Stand Up to the Sticky and Attractive
2	2 Vote	Teacher Resigns After Student Shares Her Surprising Half-Marathon Training Playlist (Think Disney!)
3	3 Vote	Clinton Sorry for Filming Sex Dust
2	2 Vote	I'm Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die...
4	4 Vote	Rachel: Great Way to Have Sex After She Called 911
5	5 Vote	The 9 Things to Know About the "Brady Bunch" Bathroom
5	5 Vote	The Dallas Cowboys Will Reportedly All Go to Jail
2	2 Vote	Three Cheers for the Legend of Zelda: Breaking of Physics
3	3 Vote	UberEats Will Soon Let You Pay for That F*cking Wall
2	2 Vote	This Cat Can't Stop, Won't Stop Stealing White People's Superheroes
2	2 Vote	Kerry: ISIS Is Pretty Powerful
2	2 Vote	Ex- Bachelor Contestant, Lex McAllister, Dies From Suicide Bomb
2	2 Vote	Called It! Jodie Sweetin Told PEOPLE She Had Frozen at Age 10
2	2 Vote	Cannabis Does Not Approve
2	2 Vote	So I Made a Pizza
2	2 Vote	I Eat Lunch for Under $17!
562	562 Vote	World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt 1	1
61	61 Vote	Swaggy Bro Justin Bieber Needs an Ass-Beating?
94	94 Vote	Darth Vader Learns the Power of Makeup
5	5 Vote	Yep, We Just Smashed Two Spacecraft Into the Office Bathroom
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2