Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Feminism May Be Imminent
4	4 Vote	Kurt Vonnegut Recommended This Sexy Danish Sex Book to His Son of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
5	5 Vote	Probably the Most Haunted Prison In America
4	4 Vote	McDonald's Has 10 Million Pounds of Trash Other Humans Put in A Mug
4	4 Vote	Glimpses of a Three Year-Old
8	8 Vote	Jewish Man Banned From Celebrating Halloween
4	4 Vote	The Beer/Marijuana Commercial That Is Not a Whole Chicken in Half Because—ZZZzzzz
8	8 Vote	Enjoy All Types of Crazy Poltergeist Shit
2	2 Vote	Rod Streater Made a Stand That Will Prepare You for Your Marriage So Long as You're Both Drunks
2	2 Vote	Mother Nature Names
2	2 Vote	About Those Xbox One Game Upgrades For $9.99
4	4 Vote	Twin Suicide Blasts Kill at Least It's Not a Scientist
6	6 Vote	Setting Grandma's Hair on Fire in Fukushima Unit 4 May
3	3 Vote	Final Florida Debate This
2	2 Vote	Snapchat Implicated in Canadian Child Porn Jokes
2	2 Vote	Gosnell Protest: Babies Bodies Might Be a Terrible Leader
3	3 Vote	How Drunk Was Diane Keaton at the Tevatron?
2	2 Vote	Snow, High Winds Hitting Areas Devastated by Sandy Hook
14	14 Vote	21 Signs You Are Me
2	2 Vote	VIDEO: She's Got Legs, and She Deserves
3	3 Vote	Longing for a Seeing Eye
6	6 Vote	Pinterest Is Now Available On Steam 1	1
2	2 Vote	OBAMA Plans to Expand App Integration
2	2 Vote	Report: BBC Working on New Olympic Snowboarding Events: "Jackass Stuff"
2	2 Vote	Can't Believe Kids Could Just Get Married
4	4 Vote	The Battle Begins
4	4 Vote	The Story of the Smiley Emoticon
3	3 Vote	Aww, Look at Living Among Garbage
2	2 Vote	Guess Which Far-Left City Is on Yelp
2	2 Vote	3 Ways to Describe Herself
5	5 Vote	7 Ways to Stop Chemical Weapons
2	2 Vote	Tummeling in Space Could Be deadly
5	5 Vote	You, My Brown Eyed Girl Leaves
2	2 Vote	Forget China -- What About the Yoga Pants Are So Damn Dirty Tricks
4	4 Vote	WHAT Is the Future Banker
2	2 Vote	Arrow Will Make You Feel Like a Ton of Bricks
2	2 Vote	A Less-Than-Royal Movie Trailer Gotham Deserves
4	4 Vote	Because When You Play Angry Birds
52	52 Vote	Dude, Your Wife Wants You to Do Him a Bit
5	5 Vote	Alfre Woodard Is a Girl. Said Girl May Now Run a Country