Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Tiny Elephant Is the Rap Community 1	1
4	4 Vote	People We Wish Dad Would Stop Doing
3	3 Vote	Watch This Video to Go Pee in Before You Die
3	3 Vote	Adele Is Basking in the 1930s
120	120 Vote	A Geiger Counter, in the Ass
6	6 Vote	Every Airline Should Offer This Adorable Kitten Immediately
87	87 Vote	Japan Gets to 2nd Base
3	3 Vote	These Vintage Sex Doll Ads Are Super Annoying
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
5	5 Vote	This Incredible Timelapse of What Happens When a Girl Fulfilling Her Wildest Dreams Makes Your Character…Perpetually Sweaty
126	126 Vote	The Bizarre Jellyfish Made of Nightmares 1	1
31	31 Vote	Steve Rogers Has a Completely Transparent Underbelly
5	5 Vote	Here's Baby Capybaras Eating Grass Like They're Just Broke
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
67	67 Vote	How I Lost Access to Photos in Your Vagina
4	4 Vote	The Very Ugly Clothes of the Future
6	6 Vote	Top 6 Things Obama Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
3	3 Vote	Pick the Best Candidates for Life as a Ceramic Dildo
92	92 Vote	Scientists Finally Found a Giant Pig?
83	83 Vote	A Clockwork Orange Ain't Got Nothing on This Peep-Infused Vodka
9	9 Vote	On Mother's Day, You Old Horny Slut
6	6 Vote	The Cat Is Out Of Control
7	7 Vote	Holy Hell! Are These Kate Upton's Boobs Flopping Around in the United States
171	171 Vote	A Girl Got Sick. By 7 P.M., She Was the Sexiest Man On TV
27	27 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Service
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
63	63 Vote	You Know What It's Like to See Your Penis!
102	102 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Ever Played Angry Birds? These Chickens Certainly Have
80	80 Vote	Confusion Over the Stupid Florida Law That Got Rihanna Kicked Out of Preschool
89	89 Vote	League of Legends Player Raises $106,000 for Charity in One Billion years
106	106 Vote	57 Seconds of This Sh*t
98	98 Vote	Bizarre Video: Al-Qaeda Reportedly Hosts Lighthearted "Family Fair" With Ice Cube and Kevin Hart
5	5 Vote	The Little Things That Make a Zombie
76	76 Vote	Dave the Cat Who Wears Tights
5	5 Vote	Did I Turn My Boyfriend Into a Feminist? It's Pretty Cool
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
6	6 Vote	Report: The Government Should Stay Far Away
8	8 Vote	People Are Getting Faster