Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

44	44 Vote	The Ultimate "Shrek" Fan Heckling
6	6 Vote	10 Celebrities You Forgot Were in Mexico
168	168 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Consider Dressing Normal
47	47 Vote	Why Batman May Not Recover From "Severe Brain Injury"
9	9 Vote	Demi Moore's New Boyfriend Is 11 Flavors of Bonkers
79	79 Vote	Unicycling Darth Vader Gets Tazed and Pepper Sprayed
61	61 Vote	Pat Robertson: God Says I Can Has Coconut?
84	84 Vote	Watch an Elephant Dunk a Basketball Aggressively
56	56 Vote	Feminism Is on Drugs
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
342	342 Vote	Damn, That's Impressive Corn
59	59 Vote	Please, Let Me Squat This Ass on the Moon Boot
148	148 Vote	Is Marvel Planning to Murder You Probably
74	74 Vote	Shirtless Bro Tries to Negotiate
387	387 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
52	52 Vote	That Time Russia Tried to Punch Bieber
100	100 Vote	The Oscars Can Seriously Go Fuck Themselves
134	134 Vote	The Everyday Life of String Cheese
53	53 Vote	This Machine Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
46	46 Vote	Underoos Are Back, Bitches
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2