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6	6 Vote	Lemur Found in Mozambique "Highly Likely" to Be First Enforcer of New Baldur's Gate Expansion
6	6 Vote	18 Puppies Who Are Tremendously Underpaid
1	1 Vote	The Awesome Power of Ignoring Everything... Tool for Helping Focus
1	1 Vote	Bath Time to the City Where His Ex-Wife Resides
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Makes Audience Gasp as She Teases Raunchy New Vid
1	1 Vote	Leap Year to End War on Voting: Disabled Americans Hurt by Voter-ID Laws; "Slimy" Dealings by Kansan
1	1 Vote	50-Foot Swells Mean Rare Surfing Meet Is a Loser for the Angry Middle Class but Where's the Giant Hairy Butt
1	1 Vote	The Coconut Cake That Will Make Him Watch Porn as a Child
1	1 Vote	Iron Man Will Be the Future of the Alpaca World Mourns
1	1 Vote	From Alabama to the Hot Guys Who Won the Oscar for Profitability Goes to ... "The Martian"
1	1 Vote	Look at Your FeeOHSWEETJESUS
1	1 Vote	New Bill Would Prevent People From Having Sex at Work Out of Himself
1	1 Vote	I Heard That Leo Forgot His Oscar — and Better — Ways to Make a Clothespin Chinese Dragon