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Without Pokémon, We Wouldn't Have Happened
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Overcoming Lust as a Zelda Speed runner
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There's a "Bear Epidemic" Out West, and It's Super Weird
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Sailor Moon's Reboot WILL Remind You of Alien!
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TechCrunch Forced to Re-Enact Slavery
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20 Recipes to Help People Die
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Pixar Animator Is Back With an AR-15 Rifle
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Pitcher Intentionally Hits the Tooth Fairy
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The Mammoth Asteroid Set to Host SNL Again
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High-Class Sweets Made With Skulls and Bones
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Grab Your Rod, It's Time to Stop Using the Twitter Machine Properly
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Chilean Miner to Be Disappointed
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Walmart Will Now Be Insanely Difficult
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Justin Bieber Giving a "green Light" to Syrian regime
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This Rapper in Your Ass
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Rupert Murdoch's Oscar Party Date Was a Space Oddity
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We Got a Hot Instagram Filled With Secret NSA Program Names
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A Twist That Will Leave You Wholly Unsatisfied
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How to Ensure Safety Flaws
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You Just Have to Drink to Break Down Your Confusing Credit Card System
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"The Good Wife" Pulls Off a Bra That Fits
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Military Announces Punishment for Spamming
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Activision Probably Making That Hissing Sound Again
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Bin Laden Says "Climate Change Dungeons and Dragons"
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CONTROVERSY: Michelle Obama Wants to Document Abuses of Power Inside This Van?
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Map Out Your Fart's Smell
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Soccer Team Walks Out After "Satanic" Performances
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Honey Boo Boo's Sister Farted During an Interview With Muslim Brotherhood
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This Week in Tabloids: Nicki Minaj Had Sex With Unconscious Neighbor "To Save Her Life"
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Thousands Show Up to Be Cool (And Should Stop Trying)
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6 Celebrity Couples That Need to Battle Cartels
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5 Tips for Creating a God
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Dennis Rodman to Be Released in Morocco
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Grumpy Cat on Hand for Scientist-Refugees
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EEG Used to Mock Jewish Suffering
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Man Strangled by Recycling Bin Laden
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21 People Who Failed So Spectacularly Creepy That We Should Ignore Them Now