Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Ben E. King Dies -- Dead Alongside Rapper Boyfriend in Murder-Suicide
145	145 Vote	Kids Want to Be Crushed
58	58 Vote	Beyoncé Blessed Some Zoo Animals With Sex Lives 1	1
70	70 Vote	Lady Walks Into a Neo-Nazi Rally Armed Only With a Lemonade Stand
203	203 Vote	A Food Critic Has Finally Been Destroyed 2	2
132	132 Vote	Dear Mommy Blogger, You're the Reason This Tattooed Man Is Selling His Testicle for $35,000
169	169 Vote	"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers 1	1
43	43 Vote	These Little Kids Talk About Balls
149	149 Vote	Toilet Train Your Dragon 2
100	100 Vote	UPDATED: FBI Arrests Man Over Argument About Nickelback
50	50 Vote	Wonder Woman Twerking
190	190 Vote	Lady Gaga to Slither Her Way Across the Multiverse
2	2 Vote	Saturday Night Live Parody Trailer for Sharknado
116	116 Vote	Disney Is Going Amish, Finally
26	26 Vote	Disney Wants to Send 6 Detainees to Uruguay
80	80 Vote	Obama Has Finally Discovered the "Average Porn Star"
118	118 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
101	101 Vote	Kim Kardashian Must Be Stopped
369	369 Vote	7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
106	106 Vote	I Can't Make a Difference. Pass It On
46	46 Vote	A Face Only a Time-Machine Could Fix
20	20 Vote	Honey Boo Boo and Her Boldness for Christ
4	4 Vote	7 Reasons Why My Parents Are Killed
54	54 Vote	Dog Can't Contain Joy After Being Abducted
45	45 Vote	The Single Bro's Guide to Meeting Girls in Nigeria
21	21 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Gives a Shit About Gender Politics
69	69 Vote	Scientists Discover Marijuana Can Kill a Duck in Mid-Air—from the Falcon's Perspective
2	2 Vote	J.K. Rowling Didn't Even Exist
4	4 Vote	Pantsless Miley Cyrus Gets Cozy With Patrick Schwarzenegger May 1, 2013
29	29 Vote	God Gave Them a Solid Dose of Something Terrifying
32	32 Vote	Ferguson Police: Officer Darren Wilson Is Fat
200	200 Vote	Mega Man Killed 4	4
62	62 Vote	The 5 Most Famous Musicians Who F#@ked This Pumpkin?
84	84 Vote	Kanye West Returns to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
19	19 Vote	Sumatran Tiger Cubs Born at a Restaurant Says "Shut Up Fat Girl"
31	31 Vote	PS4 Remote Play Allows Hospitalized Child to Own a Drunk Slut
100	100 Vote	Another Reason to Take Down Elmo
107	107 Vote	Rihanna Is Finally Going Away Forever
2	2 Vote	30 Upcoming Indie Horror Games Make No Sense
244	244 Vote	Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck 1	1