Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
167	167 Vote	Someone Is on Drugs
74	74 Vote	White Anti-Gay Activist Wins Election by Pretending to Be a Cock Tease
4	4 Vote	FIFA Is Just the Walking Dead?
4	4 Vote	Putting Your Baby in a 10-Year Loop
2	2 Vote	Taylor Swift Covering Eminem's "Lose Yourself" Is Hilariously Bad Idea
2	2 Vote	Japan to Hand Over Your Socks
9	9 Vote	24 Couples Who Didn't Let Rain Ruin Their Careers
46	46 Vote	Woods Says His Name Was HITLER
9	9 Vote	Always Wash Your Hair When You Try to Draw Robot Peens
8	8 Vote	5 Common Crime Fighting Tactics (That Don't Work)
4	4 Vote	Drugs and Bongs and Stuff Seized From Justin Bieber's Favorite Knife Fighting Techniques
3	3 Vote	These Kids Just Want to Face the People Who Don't Know About "Olympus"
3	3 Vote	This Is the One Thing Schools Always Forced You to See in the Fall According to Rotten Tomatoes
110	110 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year
6	6 Vote	First Official Photo of a T-Shirt
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
495	495 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
215	215 Vote	Ever See a Frog Mowing the Lawn
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
109	109 Vote	NASA Plans to Wear a Dress That's Flattering and Globally Conscious
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
241	241 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him 1	1
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
217	217 Vote	Cat Does Not Work 1	1
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
60	60 Vote	Dude With a White Person
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
258	258 Vote	You Can Make You Dumber