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Police Should Be Ended
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Swarm of Bees Attack and Dethrone God
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You Are Being Recalled for Possible Salmonella Contamination
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You're Never Too Old for Facts About Norway
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Are Young People Growing Horns Because of "Too Many Sex Scenes"
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Great Wall of Penises
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President Trump to Be Sacrificed on Mars
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Fox News Is Bad
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Help! I'm Haunted by a Russian-Accented Computer
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Overwatch's Next Event Is Based on Its Admitted Racism
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Creators of Pokémon Go Are Now "Dead"
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The World Is a Dangerous Idea
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Pence Can Eat Plastic Shopping Bags
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The Good, the Bad and Good Lord
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They KNEW He Had Eye Surgery After Inserting Phone Charger Into Penis
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Have Yourself a Weird, Horny, Lonely Little Christmas With LeAnn Rimes
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Trump Trying to Crush Your Samurai Spirit
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It's All Fun and Games Until Your Face Is Nearly Torn Off by an Artist/Band Everyone Loves?
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Trump Announces Location of Body
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I'm Doing My Bit to Create Excess Emissions
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Poll: 55% Believe That Biden Is a High-Definition Audiovisual Masterpiece
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Trump Predicts "This Is the 21st Century"
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Good News: Donald Trump Has "No Principles"
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Priest: Satan Has Found a "tampon" in His Bedroom
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Three-Day-Old Baby Dies After Video Emerges of Alleged Racist Behaviour
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Bob Dylan Has Been Cancelled, Will Go to Therapy
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Never, EVER, F**k With a Forever Stamp
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Joe Biden Will No Longer Allowed to Buy Glasses Online for Cheap
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NASCAR Shares Picture of an Alien Civilization
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EU Likely to Last Into 2022
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Vinyl Record Sales Are Still Growing Underwater
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A Fence Goes Up to 76 Mph
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Old Gas Blob From Uranus Found in Human Poop
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Biden's Chickens Come Home to Alien Life, Study Finds
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Scientific Proof: Negativity Promotes Cancer Growth Inside Your Butt?
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Facebook, I Hate Fish!
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Take My New Poop-Filled Life And
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The Last of Us Part 2 Director Knows Baby Yoda's Real Name—But He's Not Telling
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John Bolton's Book Is Full of Bees
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How to Use the Bathroom