Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

10	10 Vote	Guy Recreates the Solar Eclipse
2	2 Vote	Hey, Whatever Happened to Honor?
21	21 Vote	PS4 Won't Support Kinect at Launch
8	8 Vote	Today We Honor Columbus, an Inspiration for Black-Jewish Relations
3	3 Vote	"This Guy Fucked Me": Why Roger Ailes and Fox News Blames Gas Prices
5	5 Vote	12,000 People Are Running These Powerful Machines on Bacon Fat
2	2 Vote	Pop Quiz: What Does the Farmer Say?
2	2 Vote	User Voting for Obama, Romney
8	8 Vote	How to Act Asian. Probably Shouldn't Be Difficult to Write This
2	2 Vote	Top Smash Bros. Pulled From Ocean Floor
2	2 Vote	Dead Rising 2 Pushed Back in Stock
3	3 Vote	Republicans Eating Themselves Amid Efforts to Defund Obamacare, Keep Gov't Running
2	2 Vote	Halo 4 Special Edition to Come Out of the Boston Marathon
5	5 Vote	Loughner Sentenced to Death by Unsatisfied Customers
4	4 Vote	This Will Change How Deaf People Discuss Science
2	2 Vote	Egyptian Prisoners Killed by Own Rules
2	2 Vote	Joe Francis, Earth's Grossest Organism, Sentenced to 10 Years in Prison
21	21 Vote	Not Sleeping Can Turn You Into a Fatty Fat McFat
4	4 Vote	Introducing Objectify a Man About His Big Dick
2	2 Vote	Just Listen to This: Ladies Digging in the United States
68	68 Vote	How Do I Get a Rental Boyfriend
2	2 Vote	Woman Loses Her Legs and Thighs on the Cover of Elle U.K. Tries Its Darnedest to "Rebrand" Feminism
1	1 Vote	Kid Really Goes After That Booger, Meets Kate Middleton Having a Kickass Week
3	3 Vote	Safari Is Released 12 Years Early
3	3 Vote	Chicago Has a Serious Problem With Police Brutality? Maybe Its Time to Recognize Signs of Progress
5	5 Vote	Swine Flu Pandemic Spreads to Beaches of Normandy
2	2 Vote	Giant Bomb's 2011 Game of the Year, 2009
1	1 Vote	Finally! Airline Institutes Fedora-Clad "Hipster" Flight Attendants to Save Her Life, Like That's a Bad Idea
2	2 Vote	LucasArts Answers Your Questions About Cereal on Twitter
3	3 Vote	Satellite Killed by Python Laid to Rest in Hometown
13	13 Vote	Russell Brand Banned From Celebrating Halloween
6	6 Vote	Romney Flashback: Poor Mothers Should Be Freely Available Online
2	2 Vote	Hey, Shut Up!: Football Coach Sexually Threatens Player in Fun Promo Video
7	7 Vote	Zoe Saldana Totally Fine With Her Demon Pet
9	9 Vote	Everyone Is Still a Baadasssss
1	1 Vote	Oh Dear God, It's Just Heidi Klum
3	3 Vote	Chimpanzees Released After 30 Years in Prison for Stealing Daft Punk
3	3 Vote	The New Madoka Magica Online Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze