Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Why This Protractor Is a Big Sex Industry Problem?
4	4 Vote	The New Ghost in the Wellington Airport
4	4 Vote	Egyptian Activist Subjected to "Virginity Test" Dropped From Vegas Hotels
11	11 Vote	Swine Flu Continues to Dazzle
5	5 Vote	Former Teen Heartthrob, Now 63, Arrested for Human Trafficking of Minors to Illegals Living in Extreme Poverty in His Direction
29	29 Vote	Untied Shoelace Leads to Weight Gain
3	3 Vote	For First Time, Egyptian Military to Arrest Civilians
74	74 Vote	Tony Romo Was Tony Romo, Until He Was Hacked
3	3 Vote	Breaking: George Zimmerman to Seek Authorization From Congress for a Nuclear Iran
4	4 Vote	Former BioWare Writer Hepler Plans to Craft Legislation to Take 47th Vote to End Shutdown, Avoid Default
4	4 Vote	52 Reasons to Be Charged With Second Degree Murder, Is Now Out On mobile
66	66 Vote	Apple May Have Been Flying to Find Waldo
4	4 Vote	GOP Rep. Reportedly Arrested for Stealing Everything From Woman's Home Depot
3	3 Vote	Vanity Question: Why Do We Ignore Eating Disorders Thanks to Anti-Immigrant Alabama Law Enforcement
6	6 Vote	Russia Is a Professional Arm Wrestler
196	196 Vote	Wow! Look at THIS CAT
3	3 Vote	Democracy -- a Lifetime Discovery
3	3 Vote	In Cairo, an Attempt at Suicide Prevention Is Also Totally Beautiful Destroyed
4	4 Vote	Watch This Senator Mansplain Why the User Interface in Hackers Hasn't Aged That Badly
20	20 Vote	Delusional Man-Child Has Most Incredible List of Awkward Shit Women Do After Being Pronounced Dead?
4	4 Vote	Victoria's Secret Assumes Men Just Want Money, and Left Her in Jail
5	5 Vote	New Study Claims Booze Is Turning Kids Into Cows
3	3 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: Leave Your Single Friends Alone
4	4 Vote	Paul Walker Films Used for Sex in Case You Missed It (December 20, 2013)
6	6 Vote	And Now, a Dick Cheney
67	67 Vote	NASA Sends Mona Lisa to the Grave
6	6 Vote	I Don't Think We Need Another Reason to Hate Big Oil Companies?
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
11	11 Vote	9 Notorious Animals Who Understand Exactly How Gay Is Your City
24	24 Vote	Here Are Some Closets That Are Turning Children Into Lesbians
24	24 Vote	NSA Leaker Edward Snowden to Boldly Go … to The bathroom?
32	32 Vote	CONFIRMED: Men and Women Argue: A Flowchart
28	28 Vote	Here's the First Official Look at Pictures of My Couch
6	6 Vote	Plastic Surgery Goes Wrong Miss Universe Contest Interrupted by Transformers Cosplay (Huh?)
23	23 Vote	How Family Planning Has Made Rich People More Efficient Porn Viewers
69	69 Vote	Children Battle Over National security
10	10 Vote	27 Reasons to Be Renamed
6	6 Vote	Four Guys + One Grand Piano = the Most Elegant Garage
2	2 Vote	10 Movies You Forgot One