Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

ammnontet

Saved Headlines
Best Recent
2
Vote
If the Cloud Is Bigger Than Your Thumb, You Better Run. If the Cloud Is Bigger Than Nation of Chile
2
Vote
Video Shows Child Riding His Bike
2
Vote
COULD You Stop Eating Meat Cleaver
2
Vote
The Media's Not Even Kidding
2
Vote
Big Papi's Career Filled With Shrapnel
2
Vote
Muggles Can Now Hold Fiancee's Hand
2
Vote
One Time I Ate a Smirf
2
Vote
Why Third-Grade Teachers Would Make the Most Delicious Risotto
2
Vote
Clinton Aims to Stop Wearing His Gold Medal Everywhere
2
Vote
Colin Kaepernick National Anthem Like Colin Kaepernick National Anthem
2
Vote
Idaho Bus Driver Saves 20 Kids From Failure
2
Vote
The Protected Classes Must Not Indulge in Duck
2
Vote
U.S. Sailor Gives Birth in Walmart Check-Out Line
2
Vote
Italian Judge Orders Man to Space in 2021
2
Vote
The Spiritual Power of Dance
2
Vote
Trump Appears to Be Gorgeous
2
Vote
Need a Microwave, Cuz I'm Already Prepared to Execute Hostages With Flamethrower
2
Vote
Yeah, Don't Be Ugly
2
Vote
Get a Tiny Plane Built in 1960
2
Vote
When You Love Her but You're a Coffee!
2
Vote
Katherine Heigl Shares Beautiful Snap of Her Dab
2
Vote
The Mr. Robot Buttholes
2
Vote
The Mets Still Can't Catch a Cheating Spouse
2
Vote
Two Ten Year Olds Killed a Dog High on Burgers
2
Vote
I Don't Want to Pass D.C. Bar Exam
2
Vote
Greg Rutherford's "Attractive Bottom" Is a Bad Idea
2
Vote
Burger King to Carry Dead Wife Home After Turkish Offensive on ISIS Territories
2
Vote
Colbert Admits That He Might Be "The Greatest"
2
Vote
Ryan Lochte Should Have Been Killed
2
Vote
This Guy's Using the L-Word
2
Vote
Giant Bed Made for Some Reason
2
Vote
Powerful Pills Found in Wound on Dying Grandma's Foot
2
Vote
Im So Sad I Want to Be Auctioned Off
2
Vote
Very Helpful, Mom Arrested
2
Vote
Emmys 2016: The People Who Hate Eggs
2
Vote
ISIS Believed to Have Sex Monster
2
Vote
Chipotle Is Giving Me "A Voice"
2
Vote
Jay Pharoah Talks Saturday Night Live Exit: "I Love Dick"
2
Vote
Crime Scene: Killed by Henry VIII
2
Vote
Two Bodies Found in Chinese Takeout?