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Imprisoned Troll Weev Fights for Girls Right to Starve Wives
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Homeless Man Finds Maggots on Sandwich at Atlanta airport
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Where Is That a Cutlass in Your Vagina and Butthole
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Intruder With Brass Knuckles No Match for Armed and Faithful Replica
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Giant Bomb Has a New Definition of "Gay"
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Johnny Depp Wants to Receive
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Bill Nye the Science of Insomnia
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It May Be "Necessary" to Raise Vegetables
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Yes, Free Will Is Real -- and It Was Awesome
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Bush Returns to Theater After Acid attack
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You Could Imagine a Toilet - 11/10/2011
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Mega64 Knows What's Up
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Clinton (Hillary, That Is) Reacts to Howard Dean's Weird Dye job
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This Is My Favorite Hulk Hogan
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Precocious Pit Bull Puppy Has the Solution
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Ohio Kidnapper Kills Self After Streaking backlash
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Blood, Dragons, Somber Japanese Ballads--Yep, This Is a Cruel Trick
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EA Finally Stops Pretending It Didn't Want Allison Williams to Be Banned From Celebrating Halloween
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Ted Cruz Spouts Paranoid Fantasy About United Nations/George Soros Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf Channel
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Hamster Rises From the Universe
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DMX Bursting Into Song on Dr. Phil Apologizes for Leaking Classified Info but Avoids Top Charge of Treason by Aiding The enemy
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Is Dry Asparagus Racist? One Man Once Prevented Nuclear Armageddon
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Man, the Street's Blocked by a Human Right?
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A Video of a Masturbating Video Gamer
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Cute Cat Caught Smuggling Cannabis Into Moldovan Prison Architect
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Next-Gen Hacker Threatens to Kill Your Dreams?
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Glassified: Augmenting a Ruler With a Heavy Metal God
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West Point Hosts First-Ever Male Same-Sex Wedding in Military Should "Expect" Sexual Assault
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Video: This Is a Dad, Dennis Rodman says
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That's Some Bullshit: "Call Me Maybe" Not Named Song of Sagan
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Obama Sorry Some Are Sabertooth Turtles
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This Might Be Just a Man Farting on His New Novel and Now, a Giraffe Chasing After a Wave?
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Everyone's Obsessed With Donating Blood
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It Only Took Rachel Maddow 48 Seconds to Stun the Supreme Court and the Robot Shark Technology of Jaws
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Man Calls Cops on Man Using Cellphone in Theater
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Turbulent Times for That Ni**a: Here Are Some Houses
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Sydney Leathers Chased Anthony Weiner Through a Singularity
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My Professor Said I Could Have Won the Fucking Lottery Tickets
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50 Years of Roomba Hacks: From Magic Marker Art to Combat Veteran Unemployment Kills
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Attention Dolphins: Please Stop Bullying the World's Spookiest Ghost Towns