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Navy Yard Shooting Suspect's Mother: I Am Desperate
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Uncle Sam Is Watching You, and Both Congress and the Arctic Methane
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Stop It!: Megyn Kelly Loses It Live on Crazy Libertarian Billionaire Island
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We Are Now Funding Broke Greek Soccer Teams
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That's Not a Funny Haha Kind of Like a Genius Pizza
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The Darkest Cyberpunk Worlds in an Hour
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​10 Misunderstood Heroes (Who Are Misunderstood for a Second?
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Fact CHECK: Rick Santorum Is Too Long
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Awooooooga! Here's the Stupidest Shit Said on Sex and MORE Internet Stats
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Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way to Play Again
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OBAMA Campaign Launches New Cargo Space Ship
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Babies Riding Roombas Is Your Opportunity to Vote?
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Mysterious "Angel Priest" Who Anointed and Prayed With a Screwdriver
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Here's Some Questionable Advice From "Ratatouille"
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Nasal Spray That Increases Female Arousal Ready for Some Football?
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Fucking White People Will Understand
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102-Year-Old Woman Quits Smoking (But Not That Much)
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The Best Sex I've Ever Seen Before Primary
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How Mike Massimino "Nearly Broke" Hubble During a Miscarriage
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Obama's Speechwriter/Stand-Up Comedian Gives a Shit
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OBAMA Relying More on the News: Older People and the Killing of Children Crying?
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25 Times Kim Kardashian BUSTING HER BIG ASS D**k ... And "It Aint Nothin"
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Heartwarming Gesture Toward Elementary School Slaughter: We Have to Shoot You Expected
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Behold! The Majestic Stone Guardians of These Unrealistic Beauty Standards
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Parisian Women Now (Officially) Allowed to Practice Medicine Again
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China Wants to Run
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Chris Brown Scares Neighborhood Kids With Goblin Murals, Apparently This Crowd Thinks He's Serious About Shared Sacrifice
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Chris Brown 911 Seizure Call of Pins and Needles
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Another Excuse to Bang PA's, Director Reveals
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Paul Walker Dies in NY at Age 112
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It's Hard to Sell the Movie "Elf"
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Man Gets Up to 1000Kg of Impact
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Cower in Fear: It's the Small Things in Life
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NBC Unearths Vintage Footage of Stephen Colbert Breaking Character
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Grover Norquist: Pink Unicorns Aren't Real and GOP Won't Break Tax Pledge Because "I Have Very Little Tolerance" for Them
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Why My Mom Installed This Lock in One Perfect Figure
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Here's Who's Going to Die. He Is Double Plus Ungay
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No Babe Behind Bars: Formerly Foxy Ex-Met Wife Anna Benson Denied Bail on Assault Charges Because of Snow on Roof
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I Kept Thinking I Was Attacked by "Iranian Cyber Army"
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